The hard life of a short man.

     It was a cold dark night and Desmond was walking home. This wouldn't be too difficult for a normal person but it was for Desmond. The reason why this was so hard is because Desmond just happened to be a midget.  You would think this small man would be used to his lack of height but he wasn't because Desmond hadn't always been a midget. It had occurred just the previous day. This is how it happened:

     It was a fairly warm day and Desmond was laying on the beach. He measured six foot four inches and was very happy with his height. As he laid on the beach he felt the sun soaking into his skin and slowly but surely fell asleep. He dreamt of being short and it was horrible. He woke up shaking, partly from the dream and partly from the fact that he had slept till night and it was now freezing. He got up grumpily and started his long walk home. While walking home he came across a homeless midget asking him for money. With his terrible temper he yelled at the midget and told him "I would never give money to an imbecile as short as you!!!" The midget started chanting something indistinguishable under his breath and Desmond walked off back to his house feeling exhausted even after his 4 hour nap. He got home and went to sleep but it was restless full of that midgets face staring at him and then laughing.

    Desmond woke up the next morning feeling much different. Then he looked down and screamed..... HE WAS A MIDGET!!! That stupid midget he insulted must have been related to Gandalf because he was a midget. The moral of this story is don't insult midgets especially when they are related to Gandalf. You will get MESSED UP!!