Mr. Bean

Rowan Atkinsan more commonly known as Mr. Bean has a very odd looking face. to the point that it called to me saying "Photoshop me Will, please!!!" So i kindly obliged. If you look up Mr. Bean the first thing you find is this totally normal picture:

So I took this photo and I cut out the eyes and made them bigger, Then I did the same thing with the mouth and I carefully made everything fit, after that I added some blood and and then cut out the main part of the body.  Then that I added a cool background and cleaned up the photo a bit, here it is:

If you ask me what is wrong with me I will tell you that I have no idea. When I open Photoshop I have absolutely no idea what abomination I am going to create. It makes me question my own reality...

Arnold Schwarzenegger

You now who Arnold is. The big  muscly guy who was our Governor and our Terminator.  Have you ever wondered what he would look like if he was somehow changed.  Right before your eyes watch as Arnold gets incredibly messed up.

1: Have you ever wondered what Arnold Schwarzenegger would look like if he were a skinny kid. Well if you haven't here is what it would look like anyways. I made this picture by cutting out Arnold's head and then pasting it onto a skinny kid's body. After that I erased parts that needed to be erased and then carefully matched Arnold's skin tone with the pale kid's skin tone.

2: The next one I have is Arnold's face on a fat kid's body. I made this by copying and pasting Arnold's face and then adjusting the color on the photo to make it fit. I think this is a mighty and wonderful photo and should be viewed by all. Arnold wasn't always so muscly you see. He also looks a little Amish with his haircut.

Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage has so many photos just begging to be edited. These photos just call out to me saying "Will, Will photoshop me please." So because I am such a nice guy I decided to make the photos ten times more fabulous. You may be thinking to your self, who in there right mind would create such abominations out of photos.  An I will respond to that by telling you that I am really not in my right mind. So here are some screwed up pictures of Nicolas Cage.

1: I call this one the Shaq Cage, it is Nicolas Cage on Shaq's body holding his own head/basketball.

First I cut out Nicolas's face and added it onto Shaq's body. Then I blended the and did the same thing with the other face. After that I cut out Shaq's body and placed it in a rainbow background. I think it is truly a work of art and it really shows how beautiful Shaq and Nicolas cage are.

2; I call this one Double, The name might sound lame but the picture is truly a work of art. I composed this photo by carefully cutting out and blending two photos together. Then I selected and changed the color of the eyes. after that I altered the length of teeth and erased spots that needed to be erased. This photo really brings out the beauty in Nicolas, it emphasizes his amazing eyes and teeth and it shows his unibrow like in no other picture.  

SHAQ

Have you ever wanted to see photoshopped pictures of Shaq? No.... Well here is some anyways.

I created these photos in photoshop and during the process I wondered what was wrong with my mind. WARNING!! These photos are seriously nightmare inducing. But don't be worried they can't be to bad because they have the most beautiful man's face included in them. That man is SHAQ!!!

My first photo just makes me wonder why I am allowed to have photoshop. It is a total abomination to this Earth and should not have been created. I made this photo by carefully blending two photos of Shaq together and erasing the excess bits and pieces. this photo literally came from Satan's ass.

The next photo I made is of Superman with Shaq's head. I erased part of Shaq's hair so it would fit on Superman's head and the I carefully positions and resized Shaq's head. Shaq has a very abnormally shaped head so I had to majorly adjust it. Not many people know this but Shaq's hands are white compared to the rest of his body. He was born with this abnormality at birth.

As you can tell SHAQ is clearly the most beautiful human being on this Earth.....

SHAQ IS LOVE                                                                                                             SHAQ IS LIFE!

The hard life of a short man.

     It was a cold dark night and Desmond was walking home. This wouldn't be too difficult for a normal person but it was for Desmond. The reason why this was so hard is because Desmond just happened to be a midget.  You would think this small man would be used to his lack of height but he wasn't because Desmond hadn't always been a midget. It had occurred just the previous day. This is how it happened:

     It was a fairly warm day and Desmond was laying on the beach. He measured six foot four inches and was very happy with his height. As he laid on the beach he felt the sun soaking into his skin and slowly but surely fell asleep. He dreamt of being short and it was horrible. He woke up shaking, partly from the dream and partly from the fact that he had slept till night and it was now freezing. He got up grumpily and started his long walk home. While walking home he came across a homeless midget asking him for money. With his terrible temper he yelled at the midget and told him "I would never give money to an imbecile as short as you!!!" The midget started chanting something indistinguishable under his breath and Desmond walked off back to his house feeling exhausted even after his 4 hour nap. He got home and went to sleep but it was restless full of that midgets face staring at him and then laughing.

    Desmond woke up the next morning feeling much different. Then he looked down and screamed..... HE WAS A MIDGET!!! That stupid midget he insulted must have been related to Gandalf because he was a midget. The moral of this story is don't insult midgets especially when they are related to Gandalf. You will get MESSED UP!!

How to make people look funny in photoshop

Have you ever wanted to make someone look really strange in photoshop?  Well is you have then you have come to the correct blog post.  You can change their eyes or make their face sag and even give them unwanted facial hair. You can take normal boring photos and make the purely "beautiful". Read below and become enlightened. You can adjust the tiniest things and make a small difference or you can go all out like me and just totally screw up the face.

Step 1: Find a decent photo like this one. ⇓

Step 2: Go into photoshop and use select the eye's. Then go and change the Hue/Saturation to what ever color you desire. I chose red and blue. ⇓

Step 3: Use the Spot Healing Brush Tool and cover up the mouth. With the mouth covered you will get something like this. ⇓

Step 4: On google images look up Voldemort and find a good picture of him. Transfer that photo into photoshop and copy his mouth. Auto Color the layer so it fits and then You will have something like this. ⇓

Step 5: Copy the ears and enlarge them to fit the head. ⇓

Step 6: With the Healing Brush tool add a unibrow. ⇓

You can do sooooo much with photoshop just make sure to NOT  use it wisely.

A fairly innocent story

I woke up with a start to the sound of pounding on my door. I quickly pull on some clothes and go to the door. There is an old woman there, she looks nice and harmless but I wonder why she is at my doorstep in the middle of the night. I ask her why she is here and she tells me she is selling cookies for a cheap price. I say "No thanks but maybe another time." She walks away after that.

The next day I am at my friends house and we hear a scratching on his door, he thinks it must be his dog and he asks me to check. I go to the door and open it to see the old lady standing there staring at me and smiling. I immediately shut the door and run upstairs to my my friends room telling him what just happened.  He tells me I shouldn't worry and that it was probably a coincidence but I still have a seed of worry in my mind. I stay at his house till it gets dark and then start the long walk home back to my house. As I am walking I notice that the street around me is deserted except for an odd looking person in front of me. I look down at my feet just trying to thing happy thoughts when I here some scuffling ahead of me and look up. The  person in front of me has fallen over and is laying still so I rush up to them hoping that they are okay. When I reach them I ask them if they are okay and they look up at me. It is the old lady I saw from before and she is still smiling in a creepy sort of way. Next she asks "Are you my mommy?" I start to back up as the lady stands up. She walks toward me looking like he limbs are attached to some invisible puppet masters tool. Then she lunges at me and I feel her pass through me and then I crumple to the ground. 

I wake up lying on the street and I have no control of any of my body. I can only watch what is happening. I feel my self walking toward my friends house and I know what this being is going to do next and I am powerless to stop it. It's an endless cycle, It will get my friend and I will not be able to stop it it will go on forever consuming the souls of its victims and leaving them trapped inside an endless hell. All you can do is watch and hope and wait and hope it doesn't get you.....

Photo-Shopped Animals

Here are some of the best photoshop jobs

I love photoshop, It expands my creativity and lets me be a quirky guy. And i will admit it I am a VERY weird intellectual. When you think of photoshop you may think of fake models or perfect pictures, but when I think of photoshop I think of all the "amazing" things I can do to people. I can make them have red eyes or be on a different body, I can literally do anything in photoshop. Here are some pictures that other people made in photoshop and that I made in photoshop (you will be able to tell which ones I made.)

I made this one just for you Elkin.... Hope you like it. I also made the one above, both of these are quite easy to make. Al you need is photoshop and just a little creativity. When you put some effort into something you get something beautiful. just like the image above. Shrek Pope is truly a beautiful creation and it will live on the internet forever. Your welcome Elkin.

Sandwich's!!

Have you ever been desperate  for time and really need to write a blog? While I sure am!! If you are all you have to do is just write a blog about your teachers favorite food.

     Sandwich's are amazing. Some insane people will disagree with this statement but I truly believe it. You know that feeling when you bite into a sandwich and every thing just turns bright in the world. It's like biting into a little bit of heaven. Right now reading this blog I bet your craving a sandwich. So why don't you get up form you seat and go eat a delicious sandwich.

     Okay now that you have your sand which you can eat it while looking at some other delicious sandwich's.

     Now that you have feasted your eyes upon these beautiful sandwich's you can rest peacefully.

Graffiti Art

There are many types of graffiti used all of the world. Some of it really amazing and others are just kind of ugly tags of random peoples names. But my personal favorite type of graffiti is stencil art. Stenciling is a very precise art used by many of the most famous graffiti artists in the world. A few of these incredibly famous people are Blek Le Rat and Banksy. Blek le Rat being the original stenciler and Banksy being the most known graffiti artist in the entire world.

Blek le Rat is know as the "original" graffiti artist because he started doing stenciling before anyone else started stenciling. His first stencil was rats spray painted all over the city and he described them as the only free thing in the city. From then on he has made beautiful stencil art displayed in many museums all around the world. Here is some of his art:

Next we have Banksy, he is obviously one of the most known graffiti artists. He spreads his messages well a really knows how to put his art out there. When he wants to prove something he does it a has work to show for it. Banksy main type of art is also stenciling. And it is clearly amazing.

Weird Creatures

Strange Creatures

    Throughout the world there are many strange beings. Some of these walk on land and others roam the waters. If you are looking for adventure that includes strange things, then read this post now. Here is a list of the strange creatures I have found while roaming the widespread internet. 

1. Darwins Bark Spider: Darwins Bark spider is a very interesting creature. Darwins Bark Spider makes the largest webs in the entire world. These webs sometimes can span to 80 feet long, also the webs created are 10 times stronger than kevlar. This spider camouflages as bark in order to stay hidden and is generally about 4 inches long.

     

     2. Amblypygi: The Amblypigi is an interesting animal of two different species. This     creature is part scorpion part spider. The Amblypigi ranges from 6 inches long to 23.6 inches long. They are found in tropical and subtropical locations only.

     3. The Promachoteuthis Sulcus is a singular species found with human based teeth. It was found in Germany in the southern Atlantic ocean. 

     4. The Deep Sea Hatchet fish is a very intriguing character. They range from 1.1 inches long to 4.7 inches long. They may be small but these fish are deadly. They hide in the deep seas from predators but when they come out there ready to kill.

Gnomes

     He is crawling through the grass trying not to be seen but he can hear the dog approaching quickly behind him. He crawls faster but to no avail, because the dog is much bigger than him.  The big, grotesque, slobbering canine catches up and swallows him whole!

This has become a crisis for the gnome community. 

     "We are dwindling in numbers and the dog attacks have become more frequent. We need to fight back and defeat that ignorant beast," proclaimed the King of the Gnomes.

     The Council Members asked, "How do you propose we do accomplish this terrible task?"

     "I have a plan," said the King.

     It took seven days and seven nights to build the massive, complex trap. It would have taken men much longer, but gnomes are master builders. The trap was set, a slab of beef was placed above it to lure the evil canine. The gnomes took their positions in the tall grass, under the midnight moon and waited.

     At half past three, the gnome-eating dog took the bait and was captured brought to their leader, Elkin the Great.

     Elkin asked, "Why are you eating us Great Beast?"

     The dog answered, "You gnomes are the perfect, juicy, little midnight snacks."

     "Why don't you eat an inferior species, like the grasshopper? I heard they are luscious and tasty," said King Elkin.

     The next night, Gnomekind was happy and untroubled by the dog. However, the grasshopper population was in grave danger...