Justin BiebZ

Dammit, why has the BiebZ not been deported to Canada yet!?!?  Also what is with this kid and eggs, he has a fetish for eggs of all shapes and sizes. I really want to high-five the guy who through a water bottle at this kid, I would love to congratulate him.  The BiebZ needs to leave or just get more water bottles thrown at him. So what I did for my photoshop this week was photoshop Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber was very fun to photoshop because I could just make him look ridicules.  I made him into an abomination.

 Here is Satan Bieb, I don't know what is wrong with me.  How I made this was first I cut out the lips and made them super huge. Then I colored them purple and erased the unnecessary parts. After that I added devil horns and placed them in the correct spots. Then I made one of the ears really big and I did the same thing with the nose. After that I made the eyes red and cleaned everything up. Her is the finished product.

Miley Cyrus

      Miley Cyrus, the sweet Hanna Montana who went wild. Miley used to be a sweet little girl on an incredibly stupid show but now she is corrupted by licking things... Seriously what is with her and licking things? It's like she sees a hammer and the first thing she thinks is: I wonder what that would taste like? Why Miley, just WHY!?!  In Miley's big hit Wrecking Ball She swings half naked on a wrecking ball knocking things down. After that she choose to lick everyone in sight including a hammer and the wrecking ball chain. Her reasoning for doing this utterly confuses me too the point of exhaustion. Why would a person go down such a weird road? So I took my confusion and I made it into "beautiful" art work. These pieces are truly outstanding.

1: This first piece I made has Miley Cyrus pulled directly from the video Wrecking Ball.  I pulled this photo and then I carefully cut it making sure not to cut any thing off.  Then I took a photo of a godlike banana of the internet and also cut it out. After that I pieced the two photos together and made it so Miley's leg went behind the banana and did the same with her arm. Then I finally added the two photos onto a marvelous background and I was finished.

2: This next one makes me question my reality even more than I already do.  This next photo absolutely terrifies me,  it is another creepy abomination.  How I mad this abomination was by taking a simple picture of Miley Cyrus and making the eyes black. Then I removed the nose and eyebrows and put skin covering them. And after that I carefully cut out and added in a abnormally long tongue. Here is this horrible abomination. 

What the hell is wrong with me??

Kim Jong-Un

Kim Jong-Un

     Kim Jong-Un the wonderful supreme leader who loves cheese more than his own country. Kim Jong-Un has recently told he has to "slow down on the cheese" because he is getting very fat from it. This amazing man tried to launch a test nuke and almost destroyed South Korea!! Good job Kim Jong-Un!!! Kim Jong-Un it the living recreation of the little kid from the Disney movie Up, except instead of holding on to balloons he is tied to a nuclear bomb. This small little man is perfect to photoshop because he is so "photogenic". He is so beautiful in photos I assumed that the worst thing that could happen if I photoshopped him would be getting nuked, but the likelihood of that happening is next to nothing so I'm not that worried. Even if he tried to nuke me he would probably end up destroying his own country.

1: The first photo of Kim Jong-Un that I photoshopped originated with a picture of him riding on a horse. This brought the idea to mind to have him riding on a majestic animal (a.k.a a cat.) After I had cut out both him an a random cat I copied and pasted them onto a very amazing background. Then I added a Bullet Bill (from Mario) and last but not lease I added a rainbow in the background. Here is the final product.

2: I made this next one because Kim Jong-Un loves cheese so much, he also love himself. So I cut out Kim Jong-Un's face and put it on a picture of cheese. The I added more of Kim Jong-Un's faces and I added more cheese. Then I positioned everything correctly and made a true picture defining Kim Jong-Un's love, cheese and himself. Here is the final product.

Mr. Bean

Rowan Atkinsan more commonly known as Mr. Bean has a very odd looking face. to the point that it called to me saying "Photoshop me Will, please!!!" So i kindly obliged. If you look up Mr. Bean the first thing you find is this totally normal picture:

So I took this photo and I cut out the eyes and made them bigger, Then I did the same thing with the mouth and I carefully made everything fit, after that I added some blood and and then cut out the main part of the body.  Then that I added a cool background and cleaned up the photo a bit, here it is:

If you ask me what is wrong with me I will tell you that I have no idea. When I open Photoshop I have absolutely no idea what abomination I am going to create. It makes me question my own reality...

Arnold Schwarzenegger

You now who Arnold is. The big  muscly guy who was our Governor and our Terminator.  Have you ever wondered what he would look like if he was somehow changed.  Right before your eyes watch as Arnold gets incredibly messed up.

1: Have you ever wondered what Arnold Schwarzenegger would look like if he were a skinny kid. Well if you haven't here is what it would look like anyways. I made this picture by cutting out Arnold's head and then pasting it onto a skinny kid's body. After that I erased parts that needed to be erased and then carefully matched Arnold's skin tone with the pale kid's skin tone.

2: The next one I have is Arnold's face on a fat kid's body. I made this by copying and pasting Arnold's face and then adjusting the color on the photo to make it fit. I think this is a mighty and wonderful photo and should be viewed by all. Arnold wasn't always so muscly you see. He also looks a little Amish with his haircut.

Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage has so many photos just begging to be edited. These photos just call out to me saying "Will, Will photoshop me please." So because I am such a nice guy I decided to make the photos ten times more fabulous. You may be thinking to your self, who in there right mind would create such abominations out of photos.  An I will respond to that by telling you that I am really not in my right mind. So here are some screwed up pictures of Nicolas Cage.

1: I call this one the Shaq Cage, it is Nicolas Cage on Shaq's body holding his own head/basketball.

First I cut out Nicolas's face and added it onto Shaq's body. Then I blended the and did the same thing with the other face. After that I cut out Shaq's body and placed it in a rainbow background. I think it is truly a work of art and it really shows how beautiful Shaq and Nicolas cage are.

2; I call this one Double, The name might sound lame but the picture is truly a work of art. I composed this photo by carefully cutting out and blending two photos together. Then I selected and changed the color of the eyes. after that I altered the length of teeth and erased spots that needed to be erased. This photo really brings out the beauty in Nicolas, it emphasizes his amazing eyes and teeth and it shows his unibrow like in no other picture.  

SHAQ

Have you ever wanted to see photoshopped pictures of Shaq? No.... Well here is some anyways.

I created these photos in photoshop and during the process I wondered what was wrong with my mind. WARNING!! These photos are seriously nightmare inducing. But don't be worried they can't be to bad because they have the most beautiful man's face included in them. That man is SHAQ!!!

My first photo just makes me wonder why I am allowed to have photoshop. It is a total abomination to this Earth and should not have been created. I made this photo by carefully blending two photos of Shaq together and erasing the excess bits and pieces. this photo literally came from Satan's ass.

The next photo I made is of Superman with Shaq's head. I erased part of Shaq's hair so it would fit on Superman's head and the I carefully positions and resized Shaq's head. Shaq has a very abnormally shaped head so I had to majorly adjust it. Not many people know this but Shaq's hands are white compared to the rest of his body. He was born with this abnormality at birth.

As you can tell SHAQ is clearly the most beautiful human being on this Earth.....

SHAQ IS LOVE                                                                                                             SHAQ IS LIFE!