Eugene Mirman

My own personal God, Eugene Mirman, is the most incredible deity to roam this land. With a beautiful voice, a Shrexy body, and the mind of a dolphin. He recently released an album called "I'm sorry (You're Welcome)" which consists of 451 songs, 45 minutes of crying, 195 orgasms, and songs called things like: "The time I was mugged in Mexico with Michael Stripe" and "Guilty Catholics have to marry each other" and "Man walking in boots". This album was released October 30th and can be bought on Vinyl or digital. Eugene is more commonly know for his role as Gene in Bob's Burgers, but is also known for a role as a mob boss in Delocated.  When this Godly man is not acting he does stand up comedy and is fairly famous for it. I decided to create Photoshops of his beautiful face to show my devotion to our lord and savior, Eugene Mirman.

This week I created two photos, both of them are slightly low resolution because I could not find any HD photos of his face. For the first photo that I made, I found a picture of Eugene staring at the camera looking slightly confused. Then I went in and I found an image of blood and made it leak from his left eye. Next I selected his nose and copy and pasted it three extra times. After that I went and selected the burn tool on a opacity of 47%. I carefully went around his eyes to make it look like he had been punched and then blended it all in.

For the Second photo I made, I found a picture of Eugene with his thumb up. Next I selected his neck folds and copied them two times. Then I blended those in using the eraser at 27% so that it made his mouth and nose disappear. After That I selected his head and copied and pasted in onto the area where his hand would be and altered the size of it so that is was proportionate. Then I blended it in using an eraser at 35% and made it look "realistic".

Dr. Phil

       Phillip Calvin McGraw, is a psychologist, author, and has his own show called "Dr. Phil". Dr. Phil is like the male version of Opera. He has a talk show where he talks to people about political issues and if they killed there wife or not.  At one point in his career he even teamed up with Opera to win a lawsuit called the Amarillo Texas Beef Trial. After that he reappeared on Opera's show many more times and got more well known by the crowds. About a year later, Dr. Phil wrote about Life Strategies. Then in 2002 he started his show where he consults people about their life problems. In 2003 he entered the weight loss business, where he sold energy shakes, bars and juices. I think Dr. Phil is already a pretty strange looking man but I have chosen to enhance his weirdness tenfold through a magical little thing called Photoshop.

       The first thing I did while creating this photo was copy and paste Dr. Phil's mustache twice. Then I moved both copies up onto his eyebrows and made a unibrow out of them. after I blended them in correctly I copied and pasted his chin so that it looked like the top of his head. Next I took the burn tool and selected the mode shadow on 35% exposer and made it look like he had two black eyes and a bruised nose. After that I copied and pasted his chin two more times and made it look like he had a triple chin. After blending that in I selected the burn tool again and ran over the whole picture with it on 10% exposer.  The I took the exposer all the way up to 100% and wend over his eyes so that the middle of his eye was black. Next I took the burn tool and I made it look like he was bleeding from his lip by using a very small brush setting. After that I selected all layers and went into liquify mode. Then I made his eyes bulge and made his mouth smaller. Then I was finished.

Before Photo

After Photo

Diabolic Hillary Clinton

This week I don't have much to say about the actual person I am Photoshopping, I have more to say about my sanity... While creating this photo I questioned if I had tapped into a diabolic power and birthed this awful abomination. This masterpiece is questionably the most horrifying piece of work I have produced from my strange consciousness . It slithered from the darkest parts of hell on a quick path to my open mind and expelled itself from my fingers. As I drifted back into sanity, I glanced upon my computer screen and realized I had produced an atrocity so horrifying even I could not stand it.

The first thing I did while creating this horror was copy and paste the mouth five times. Then I lined the photos up in order but slightly lower on each photo. After that I merged the photos together and blended the uneven lips as well as I could. Next I took her left eye and tilted it at about a 95 degree angle, then I blended it in. After that I found an image of blood dripping and cut it out and than copied and pasted on her right eye. I made it look like it was dripping down her face by using the warp tool to bend it. Next I copied and pasted her teeth upside down and used the warp to match them up with her lower lip. Then I copied and pasted her neck folds twice and replaced her chin with them. After that I took a section of her cheek and covered her ear with it, then I copied and pasted her right eye and flipped it at a 90 degree angle. After blending everything in I added a couple of wrinkles on her cheeks and erased all the jagged edges. Then I was finished with this abomination.

Before Photo

After Photo

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is a very famous American actor who recently starred in the newest Mission Impossible. Before Tom Cruise started his career as an actor he wanted to become a Priest. He is still a very strict Catholic and strongly believes in his ways. In 2003 Tom Cruise starred in the movie The Last Samurai,  Tom Cruise is reportedly very close with Japan and travels there a lot. Because of Tome Cruises deep devotion to Japan, the Japanese Memorial Day Association rewarded Tom Cruise with his celebratory day to honor him. Tom Cruise was born a Christian but later on in his life he converted to Scientology. Due to Tom Cruise's firm belief in Scientology his 14 year-long partnership with Paramount Pictures has come to an end because a huge discrepancy between them. Tom Cruise even has a page made about him called http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/ Some people believe he is truly nuts.

The first thing I did while making this photo was find four High Definition photos of Tom Cruise and then cut them out. After that I took the biggest photo and I copied an pasted his mouth but enlarged. After I correctly placed it I copied and pasted his eye so that it looked like he had a third eye. Next I copied and pasted his nose but also enlarged.  After that I combined all the photos onto an black  background and adjusted the tone to all of the photos so they fit in. Here is the final product.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson is an actor and used to be a pro wrestler which is where he got his name The Rock. Some people love him as an actor I personally think he is an awful performer. I think that one of his worst movies is The Tooth Fairy.  Rotten Tomatoes rated this movie at an astonishing 18%. Even though he is in more than a few gag-worthy movies he is apparently a fairly good writer. In 2000 he wrote an autobiography called The Rock Says that was #1 for several weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list. The Rock recently went on a Diet that consists of seven meals a day, 14 egg whites, 3 pounds of meat, and a cup of lions blood to top it all off. Dwayne Johnson is not only a weird actor he is also a strange looking actor. I accomplished this goal as you can see below.

The firs thing I did while creating this picture was find a HD photo of Stonehenge. Then I found nine photos of The Rocks body and cut out the edges of each one of them. After that I copied and pasted every single image into the Stonehenge document and blended the photo together with the Auto Color tool. I also found a picture of a small rock and a picture of The Rock's faces and blended those two photos together to show a common play on words associated with Dwayne Johnson's wresting name. Here is the final product.

Kanye West

Kanye west is a Rapper and song writer, he is fairly famous and is liked by many but I personally do not like him. I dislike him for many reasons including the fact that he is a huge Narcissist and doesn't really care about the rest of the world. another reason why I dislike him is because he is married to Kim Kardashian and named his child "North West". Kanye was once spotted wearing a confederate flag on his jacket and is now considered by many as a confederate supporter. Recently Kanye announced that he was going to run for president in 2020. Whether there is truth to this statement or not, I think that it would be a crazy decision to vote for Kanye. Almost as insane as voting for Donald Trump. I am devoting this blog post to Kanye's potential presidential campaign.

The first thing I did while creating this photo was flip Kanye's head upside down. Then I copied and pasted his mustache and mouth onto the upside down forehead and erased the jagged edges. After that I selected both eyes and copied and pasted them except at a different angle and a enlarged size. Next I erased the edges around the eyes using an eraser at 35% so that the eyes blended in. Then I copied and pasted his left eyebrow and positioned it in away where it looks like a unibrow. After that I erased the overlapping eyebrow with a 42% percent opacity eraser and made it blend in. Then I merged all the layers together and copied and pasted them into picture of a confederate flag. Then I wrote "Vote Kanye 2020" and made a few adjustments to the font. After touching up a few of the edges the masterpiece was complete.

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Here is the after:

Shia Labeouf

Shia LaBeouf is a very strange man who has done some strange things with his life. His most recent publicity stunt was making a motivational video called "Just Do It!!" Shia Leboeuf has starred in many famous movies including three of the Transformers and a movie called Nymphomaniac Volume I. The way that Shia LaBeouf got the role in Nymphomaniac Volume I was by emailing the producers a dick pic. Somehow this got him the role... Shia LaBeouf has done many other strange things with his life including getting arrested for trespassing at a Walgreens and Head-butting a random dude in a bar. He a has also allegedly threatened his neighbor with a knife.  Even though Shia LaBeouf has done all these weird things I have decided to make him even weirder, through the lovely application Photoshop.

The first thing I did while making this photo was find a photo of a Chihuahua and a picture of Shia LaBeouf's face and combine them. After that I put the image into a picture of a grassy field and blended it all in. Then I went and found a picture of the Teletubbies and added it into the grassy field. Next I went online and found four separate photos of Shia LaBeouf's face (One for every Teletubbie).
Then I blended those photos onto the Teletubbie's bodies and erased the jagged edges. After that I found a photo of the creepy Teletubbie sun and added another photo of Shia LaBeouf's face onto it. Then I searched "Shia LaBeouf yoga" and selected the second photo that popped up. Then I cut out the edges around that photo and made it blend into the grassy field. And last but not least I added some words into the sky to give it a finishing touch. Then my masterpiece was complete.