Keanu Reeves is 51 years old and a Canadian Actor, Producer, Director, and Musician. But Keanu Reeves is most famous for his roles in movies. Keanu has had some decent movies in his day. One movie teetering on the brink of decent and bad is The Matrix. I personally thought that movie was not good but at the same time not completely bad. But Keanu Reeves has also beet in some downright trash movies. For instance The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions. The Matrix Reloaded actually got decent reviews but I personally still thought it was trash. On the other hand The Matrix Revolutions got horrible reviews and for so many good reasons. But The Matrix Revolutions is not the only utterly trash movie Keanu Reeves has been in. One is Generation Um... which got a solid 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Keanu Reeves has been is so many bad movies, I just went ahead and photoshopped him. Here is is:
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
Donald Trump #3
Wow, Donald Trump again!! I feel it is important to write another blog post about Donald Trump because there are so many more reasons why he should not be president. In my last blog post about Donald Trump, I wrote about how he seems to be part of the KKK. This one still correlates to a racist group who discriminates against minorities, but it is not the KKK. It is the Nazis. The Nationalistic Social German Workers Party was formed after WWI and was lead by the brutal Dictator Adolf Hitler. One of the reasons why the German people were so inspired by Hitler was because he spoke his mind and wasn't afraid to be "honest". Hmmmm, kinda sounds like the main reason why Trump supporters are voting for him. Another strange coincidence between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler is their slogans. Trump's slogan "Make America Great Again" is almost identical to Hitler's slogan which loosely translates to "Make Germany Great Again". Also Trump targets a minority in this case being the Mexicans and blames all the US's problems on them. Hitler did the same this except he blamed the Jews. I saw so many comparisons between Trump and Hitler I just decided to go ahead and make a statement, obviously through an incredibly offensive picture. Here it is:
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Adam Sandler
Born September 9th, 1966, Adam Sandler has ascended to an entire other level when it involves movies and his own life. He has surpassed the need to be good at life, he can make a completely shit movie and receive millions of dollars for it. He will make a movie like Jack and Jill (which is complete trash) and then be immediately cast in another Comedy or Romantic Comedy. He actually doesn't even have to try any more, and he doesn't. Adam Sandler could make a two minute film of him eating a sandwich and people would watch it even though they know beforehand that it was going to be trash. He started down the dark road when he starred in the movie Waterboy where he delivers water to football players for two hours. And then after that he realized that no matter how shitty the movie is, people will still watch it. So I decided to photoshop him, I found out his secret and so I thought it was the best idea.
The first thing I did while making this image was select his mouth and nose area. Then I copy and pasted it 5 times each slightly moved down from the previous but with the nose lined up. After that I went through the 5 layers 1 by 1 and used an eraser at 30% to blend them into the previous layer. Then I took an image of a gun and after cutting it out pasted it into his hand. Then I erased the areas that his thumb wrapped around the gun and blended it all in. After that I used the burn tool on 50 percent and circled the are around his eyes with it. Then with 100% on the burn too I made his eyes red and made the skin right outside his eye very dark. Next i added an extra ear using the eraser to blend it it. And for a final finishing touch I added an Illuminati tattoo on his head. Here is the final product:
The first thing I did while making this image was select his mouth and nose area. Then I copy and pasted it 5 times each slightly moved down from the previous but with the nose lined up. After that I went through the 5 layers 1 by 1 and used an eraser at 30% to blend them into the previous layer. Then I took an image of a gun and after cutting it out pasted it into his hand. Then I erased the areas that his thumb wrapped around the gun and blended it all in. After that I used the burn tool on 50 percent and circled the are around his eyes with it. Then with 100% on the burn too I made his eyes red and made the skin right outside his eye very dark. Next i added an extra ear using the eraser to blend it it. And for a final finishing touch I added an Illuminati tattoo on his head. Here is the final product:
Monday, April 18, 2016
Two More Friends
I am choosing to do my friend again because while trying it out last week, I found I enjoyed screwing my friends face's almost more that celebrities faces. This will probably be the last instance of me applying altercations to my friends faces but I may end up doing some more in the future. This week I am doing two photos again and they are of my good friends Keegan Cook and Evan Bancroft. After making this photos I looked back and first felt fear but then after a second of astonishment I was proud of the monstrosities. Here they are:
The first image I made was of Keegan Cook. I started off by widening his nose. I did this by copy and pasting it and then liquifying it to stretch it. After that I did the same thing to one of his eyes and blended both thing in. Then I copy and pasted his eyebrow and flipped it. After that I moved it over so that it made an unibrow and used an eraser on 27% to blend it in. Then I took his whole chin and moved it down. This promoted me to do something ridiculous, add abs. I found an image that was relatively his same skin tone and cut it out. Then I pasted it onto his chin and blended it in with the same eraser technique as before and sat back to look at the finished product. Here it is:
The second image I made is of Evan Bancroft. I started off by copy and pasting his left ear. Then I enlarged it in a way that made his hair still flow on top of his ear and erased the jagged edges. Next I took his mouth and copy and pasted it once. I moved it up to the are where one of his eyes would be and made it have an opacity of 15% so it was see through. After that I took his eyelid around where the eye would be and increased the size while simultaneously moving the eyelid layer on top of the mouth layer. Then I made the mouth layer 100% opacity and blended the eyelid in so it looked "natural". After that I copied and pasted his nose at and incredibly large size and covered up his original mouth. Then, after blending it in, I cleaned up all jagged edges and saved my project. Here is the final result:
The first image I made was of Keegan Cook. I started off by widening his nose. I did this by copy and pasting it and then liquifying it to stretch it. After that I did the same thing to one of his eyes and blended both thing in. Then I copy and pasted his eyebrow and flipped it. After that I moved it over so that it made an unibrow and used an eraser on 27% to blend it in. Then I took his whole chin and moved it down. This promoted me to do something ridiculous, add abs. I found an image that was relatively his same skin tone and cut it out. Then I pasted it onto his chin and blended it in with the same eraser technique as before and sat back to look at the finished product. Here it is:
The second image I made is of Evan Bancroft. I started off by copy and pasting his left ear. Then I enlarged it in a way that made his hair still flow on top of his ear and erased the jagged edges. Next I took his mouth and copy and pasted it once. I moved it up to the are where one of his eyes would be and made it have an opacity of 15% so it was see through. After that I took his eyelid around where the eye would be and increased the size while simultaneously moving the eyelid layer on top of the mouth layer. Then I made the mouth layer 100% opacity and blended the eyelid in so it looked "natural". After that I copied and pasted his nose at and incredibly large size and covered up his original mouth. Then, after blending it in, I cleaned up all jagged edges and saved my project. Here is the final result:
Thursday, April 14, 2016
Photoshopped Friends
This week I will not be photoshopping celebrities, but instead I will be altering some of my friends faces. I am choosing to do this because I finally have some HD photos of their faces taken by a professional and because I think it would be enjoyable to screw with their faces. I enjoyed making these photos because I know the "subjects", it was quite fun to photoshop them knowing that at some point they would see the images I made. So with out further ado, here are the images.
The first image I made was of Ethan Potkin. This was quite a simple thing to make but the end result was incredible. I first copied and pasted his chin excluding his mouth and enlarged it. I kept the chin line the same so that it wouldn't alter the shape of his face. Then I used the erase tool on 30% and erased the edges so it blended in. After that I copied the area above his eyebrows and moved it down so that it covered up his eyebrows. Then I used the same eraser technique and blended his eyebrows in. And for a final touch I copied and pasted his ear and enlarged it. Here is the final product.
The first image I made was of Ethan Potkin. This was quite a simple thing to make but the end result was incredible. I first copied and pasted his chin excluding his mouth and enlarged it. I kept the chin line the same so that it wouldn't alter the shape of his face. Then I used the erase tool on 30% and erased the edges so it blended in. After that I copied the area above his eyebrows and moved it down so that it covered up his eyebrows. Then I used the same eraser technique and blended his eyebrows in. And for a final touch I copied and pasted his ear and enlarged it. Here is the final product.
The second image I made was of Kade Davis. This was also a fairly simple image. I first took Kade's mouth and chin and increased the size so it covered up his nose. Then, after blending it in using an eraser tool at 30% opacity, I merged the two layers together and copied and pasted it onto a separate image. This separate image was one of John Cena. After blending in his face I sat back and patted myself on the back, because I had just created a God. And his name is KAAADE CENAAA!!!
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Donald Trump... Again
I am criticizing Donald J Trump (or Drumpf) again because this is actually becoming a serious matter. It used to be that you could just joke around about how crazy it would be if Donald Trump became President, but now it actually possible!! I don't know how he has so many people in America devoted to him but it is making me question our country as a whole. If there are that many people who live in this country who are really considering a man who wants to build a wall between us and Mexico and bomb Isis while killing their innocent family members, how can I trust the people who live in this country to make a viable choice on matters that will affect our entire country. This single man has made me question the entire political process. If a man like Donald Trump can run for president, could David Duke or Charles Manson be elected by the dimwits in this country too. Donald Trump has blatantly lied and tricked a substantial percentage of the people of this country and has then gone to the media and stated that he never lies. That itself is a lie!!! I myself have jokingly stated that if Donald Trump gets elected I will move to Canada but now that he has an incredibly high voter percentage, I am becoming terrified thinking about what will happen to this country. What will we do if he truly gets elected? He wants to bomb Isis, which will lead to a war!! Donald Trump has targeted almost every minority, insulting them in every way possible. Right now, ask yourself if you truly want a man who will pay the fines for a Trump fan punching an African American woman during a Trump rally. Think about it while you enjoy this photoshopped image I made emanating what I feel about Donald Drumpf.
Feel The Bern
Feel The Bern
Wednesday, March 2, 2016
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman was born June 1st, 1931. He has featured in many movies including some that are critically renowned. Morgan Freeman has the voice is like sunshine on toast. His voice can make childbirth painless, bring world peace, and create new life. When Morgan Freeman speaks an angel is born. When Morgan Freeman has a soar thought the apocalypse begins to corrode our earth. One time Morgan Freeman lost his voice while making a documentary and Haiti had an earth quake. If Morgan Freeman met Hitler, Hitler would convert to Judaism. Morgan Freeman is good buddies with God, they have tea all the time. Morgan Freeman has even played God in a couple of movies because his voice is so God like. Morgan Freeman is the true savior of us all.... So I decided to photoshop him.
Here is the final product:
Here is an example of Morgan Freeman's power
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Daniel Craig
Daniel Craig was born March 2, 1968 and is one on the world's most famous British actors. He has starred in many movies but his most famous films consist of the four bond movies he has been in and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. His contract requires him to be in another Bond film but he has stated to the media that he would rather "slash his wrists than play Bond again". But he does have to star in one more Bond film due to his 5 film contract. Daniel Craig will be starring in his first ever show shot in the united states called Purity. So due to Daniel Craig being in the News recently about the whole James Bond thing, I decided to photoshop him.
Before Photo
After Photo
For the Photoshop Enthusiasts
The First thing I did while making this photo was copy and past the chin/mouth area. Then I stretched it out, made it fit and moved it up, After I did that I comp and pasted the mouth and flipped it upside down. Then I copy and pasted the eyes and enlarged them. After blending them in I moved his hair down to look like a beard and moved on to his ears. I first took the left ear and simply enlarged it, then I took the area around the right ear and i copy and pasted it and moved it in. After that I made his ear smaller and erased the jagged edges. Then I went around the entire photo with a brush on 25% opacity and blended everything together. Then I was finished.Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio was born in 1964 0n November 11th. Leonardo DiCaprio is one of my personal favorite actors and somehow has not won a single Oscar. Seriously the people deciding whether he should win an oscar must be fucking with him. One example of Leo's incredible acting is his his role in the new movie The Revenant. This insane scene Leonardo DiCaprio actually gets inside of a dead animal carcass and sleeps in it. In another scene in this movie he swims in a freezing cold river and almost got hypothermia in the process. Jesus just give this guy an Oscar already. Another incredible scene was show in the incredible movie Django Unchained. In one show Leo slams his hand on the table shattering a glass object, when his hand started to bleed he did not call cut he continued on with the scene and wiped real blood on another actors face. This scene made it into the final cut even though it was real blood. This amazing man is so incredible I believe he is part of the Reptilian race and that is why I photoshopped him. Here is the final product:
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Vladimir Putin
Vladimir Putin is the current "President" of Mother Russia. I say "President" in quotations, because to the public Russia is a Democracy but it is really more like an Empire or Tsarist Autocracy. I say this because even though Russia has a voting system, Vladimir Putin still has practically unlimited power. There have been several strange coincidences involving Vladimir Putin and his enemy's. One of these "coincidences" occurred in 2006 and involved a man named Alexander Litvenko, a former officer for the Russian Federal Security Service and KGB agent. Alexander fled to the United Kingdom to seek Asylum and started working for MI5 and MI6. On November 1 2006 Alexander Litvenko was poisoned under the order of Vladimir Putin by a highly lethal dose of polonium 210 and died three days later. Vladimir Putin was never convicted because it is thought that he ordered the hit but there is "no proof". There are many other instances like this but none of them can be proven. Another strange thing that Mr. Putin managed to do was run for a third time in office because of a loophole in the constitution that he found. This man is "friends" with Donald Trump which I personally think is a horrible thing that in no way can end well and so I decided to photoshop him.
The first photo I made was quite a simple thing to make. I decided to make him a Tsar (Russian Emperor) because even though Russia wont admit it, they are truly living in a Tsarist Autocracy or at least an Oligarchy. The only thing I did to make this photo was find a picture of a man in Tsar robes and copy and paste Putin's face on the body. I did this by using the eraser tool to make him look like he has a nice full beard. Hear is the final product.
The next photo I made was also fairly simple. The first thing I did was copy and paste his face and flip it upside down. Then I erased it so it blended in with the rest of his face and so that it was doubled up. After that I changed the color of the flipped face so that it would blend in correctly and erased the edges on a low opacity so it blended in correctly. I also increased the size of his left ear. Here it is:
The final photo I made was a bit harder. The first thing I did while making this photo was copy and paste Putin's mouth and move it up higher that his nose. after that i blended it in by copy and pasting his chin many times each slightly higher so that it looked "natural". Then I merged those chin layers and blended them together using the patch tool. Next i cleaned it up a but and moved on to his eyes. First I copy and pasted his right eye and flipped it upside down. Next after I blended it in i selected the whites of his eyes and adjusted them to a dark red using the hue/saturation selection. And last but not least I enlarged his ear to match the previous photo. Here is the masterpiece in all its beauty.
The first photo I made was quite a simple thing to make. I decided to make him a Tsar (Russian Emperor) because even though Russia wont admit it, they are truly living in a Tsarist Autocracy or at least an Oligarchy. The only thing I did to make this photo was find a picture of a man in Tsar robes and copy and paste Putin's face on the body. I did this by using the eraser tool to make him look like he has a nice full beard. Hear is the final product.
The next photo I made was also fairly simple. The first thing I did was copy and paste his face and flip it upside down. Then I erased it so it blended in with the rest of his face and so that it was doubled up. After that I changed the color of the flipped face so that it would blend in correctly and erased the edges on a low opacity so it blended in correctly. I also increased the size of his left ear. Here it is:
The final photo I made was a bit harder. The first thing I did while making this photo was copy and paste Putin's mouth and move it up higher that his nose. after that i blended it in by copy and pasting his chin many times each slightly higher so that it looked "natural". Then I merged those chin layers and blended them together using the patch tool. Next i cleaned it up a but and moved on to his eyes. First I copy and pasted his right eye and flipped it upside down. Next after I blended it in i selected the whites of his eyes and adjusted them to a dark red using the hue/saturation selection. And last but not least I enlarged his ear to match the previous photo. Here is the masterpiece in all its beauty.
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
DJ Khaled
Khaled bin Abdul Khaled commonly known by his stage name DJ Khaled is a self absorbed asshole obsessed with telling the world "the key to success" and how accomplished he is. This large man has been featured in songs including "I'm so Hood" and "Bitches and Bottles" . In every single one of DJ Khaled's songs there are at least 20 product placements in every shot. DJ Khaled is so obsessed with money he will do anything to make more. He also has an incredibly large Snapchat following and starts every single one of his posts with "The key to success is Fill in some motivational bullshit here". In one of DJ Khaled recent Snapchat videos he accidentally flashed both sides of his credit card and lost $80,000 dollars within minutes. The only way he stopped the endless flow of his money out of his bank account was by notifying the authorities and having them freeze his card. So I've decided to bless the internet with my art and create a photoshop of DJ Khaled showing the "true" key to success.
The first thing I did while creating this picture was find an image of a key that said success on it. Next I found a picture of a tank in hd and combined the two photos making the end of the key into the barrel of the tank. After that I found a picture of DJ Khaled with his arms raised and made it look like he was sticking out of the top of the tank. Next I found one of him with out his shirt on and made him looking out from the barrel of the tank. After that I found another picture of him holding a drink and placed it off to the side. Then I found hundreds of photos of alcohol and copy and pasted them all over the photo including two up to with him ing the tank. After cleaning it up a bit I was finished.
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
Ben Stiller
Ben Stiller has been in many hilarious films throughout his acting career. His interest in films started at a young age because both of his parents were actors. Two of my favorite films Ben stiller has acted in are "Something About Mary" and "Zoolander." I am very exited because "Zoolander 2" is coming out soon, to be precise February 12, 2016. Zoo Landers co-star, Owen Wilson, has been acting with Ben Stiller for over a decade now. So I decided to Photoshop Ben Stiller because I am so exited for "Zoolander 2."
The first thing I did while making this photo was select his chin and copy and paste it. Then I stretched it out and made it fit on his face. After cleaning up the edges and blending it I touched up the bottom of the chin where I noticed some rough patches. Then I moved his forehead an eyes down almost to the bottom of his nose an stretched it out so it fit. After that I enlarged his left eyebrow and for a final touch I made his eyes a very dark red so you almost can't see his pupils. Here it it.

For the next photo I made I first selected his nose and I used the liquify tool on it to bulge it. Then I selected his lips and I flipped then upside down and made them bigger. After that I selected his left eyelid and copy and pasted it twice. Next I moved one of the eyelids up and flipped then other one upside down to make his eye look all weird. Then I made his left eyebrow enlarged and cleaned up the whole photo. Here is the final product.
The first thing I did while making this photo was select his chin and copy and paste it. Then I stretched it out and made it fit on his face. After cleaning up the edges and blending it I touched up the bottom of the chin where I noticed some rough patches. Then I moved his forehead an eyes down almost to the bottom of his nose an stretched it out so it fit. After that I enlarged his left eyebrow and for a final touch I made his eyes a very dark red so you almost can't see his pupils. Here it it.

For the next photo I made I first selected his nose and I used the liquify tool on it to bulge it. Then I selected his lips and I flipped then upside down and made them bigger. After that I selected his left eyelid and copy and pasted it twice. Next I moved one of the eyelids up and flipped then other one upside down to make his eye look all weird. Then I made his left eyebrow enlarged and cleaned up the whole photo. Here is the final product.
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Eugene Mirman
My own personal God, Eugene Mirman, is the most incredible deity to roam this land. With a beautiful voice, a Shrexy body, and the mind of a dolphin. He recently released an album called "I'm sorry (You're Welcome)" which consists of 451 songs, 45 minutes of crying, 195 orgasms, and songs called things like: "The time I was mugged in Mexico with Michael Stripe" and "Guilty Catholics have to marry each other" and "Man walking in boots". This album was released October 30th and can be bought on Vinyl or digital. Eugene is more commonly know for his role as Gene in Bob's Burgers, but is also known for a role as a mob boss in Delocated. When this Godly man is not acting he does stand up comedy and is fairly famous for it. I decided to create Photoshops of his beautiful face to show my devotion to our lord and savior, Eugene Mirman.
This week I created two photos, both of them are slightly low resolution because I could not find any HD photos of his face. For the first photo that I made, I found a picture of Eugene staring at the camera looking slightly confused. Then I went in and I found an image of blood and made it leak from his left eye. Next I selected his nose and copy and pasted it three extra times. After that I went and selected the burn tool on a opacity of 47%. I carefully went around his eyes to make it look like he had been punched and then blended it all in.
For the Second photo I made, I found a picture of Eugene with his thumb up. Next I selected his neck folds and copied them two times. Then I blended those in using the eraser at 27% so that it made his mouth and nose disappear. After That I selected his head and copied and pasted in onto the area where his hand would be and altered the size of it so that is was proportionate. Then I blended it in using an eraser at 35% and made it look "realistic".
This week I created two photos, both of them are slightly low resolution because I could not find any HD photos of his face. For the first photo that I made, I found a picture of Eugene staring at the camera looking slightly confused. Then I went in and I found an image of blood and made it leak from his left eye. Next I selected his nose and copy and pasted it three extra times. After that I went and selected the burn tool on a opacity of 47%. I carefully went around his eyes to make it look like he had been punched and then blended it all in.
For the Second photo I made, I found a picture of Eugene with his thumb up. Next I selected his neck folds and copied them two times. Then I blended those in using the eraser at 27% so that it made his mouth and nose disappear. After That I selected his head and copied and pasted in onto the area where his hand would be and altered the size of it so that is was proportionate. Then I blended it in using an eraser at 35% and made it look "realistic".
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Dr. Phil
Phillip Calvin McGraw, is a psychologist, author, and has his own show called "Dr. Phil". Dr. Phil is like the male version of Opera. He has a talk show where he talks to people about political issues and if they killed there wife or not. At one point in his career he even teamed up with Opera to win a lawsuit called the Amarillo Texas Beef Trial. After that he reappeared on Opera's show many more times and got more well known by the crowds. About a year later, Dr. Phil wrote about Life Strategies. Then in 2002 he started his show where he consults people about their life problems. In 2003 he entered the weight loss business, where he sold energy shakes, bars and juices. I think Dr. Phil is already a pretty strange looking man but I have chosen to enhance his weirdness tenfold through a magical little thing called Photoshop.
The first thing I did while creating this photo was copy and paste Dr. Phil's mustache twice. Then I moved both copies up onto his eyebrows and made a unibrow out of them. after I blended them in correctly I copied and pasted his chin so that it looked like the top of his head. Next I took the burn tool and selected the mode shadow on 35% exposer and made it look like he had two black eyes and a bruised nose. After that I copied and pasted his chin two more times and made it look like he had a triple chin. After blending that in I selected the burn tool again and ran over the whole picture with it on 10% exposer. The I took the exposer all the way up to 100% and wend over his eyes so that the middle of his eye was black. Next I took the burn tool and I made it look like he was bleeding from his lip by using a very small brush setting. After that I selected all layers and went into liquify mode. Then I made his eyes bulge and made his mouth smaller. Then I was finished.
The first thing I did while creating this photo was copy and paste Dr. Phil's mustache twice. Then I moved both copies up onto his eyebrows and made a unibrow out of them. after I blended them in correctly I copied and pasted his chin so that it looked like the top of his head. Next I took the burn tool and selected the mode shadow on 35% exposer and made it look like he had two black eyes and a bruised nose. After that I copied and pasted his chin two more times and made it look like he had a triple chin. After blending that in I selected the burn tool again and ran over the whole picture with it on 10% exposer. The I took the exposer all the way up to 100% and wend over his eyes so that the middle of his eye was black. Next I took the burn tool and I made it look like he was bleeding from his lip by using a very small brush setting. After that I selected all layers and went into liquify mode. Then I made his eyes bulge and made his mouth smaller. Then I was finished.
Before Photo
After Photo
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Diabolic Hillary Clinton
This week I don't have much to say about the actual person I am Photoshopping, I have more to say about my sanity... While creating this photo I questioned if I had tapped into a diabolic power and birthed this awful abomination. This masterpiece is questionably the most horrifying piece of work I have produced from my strange consciousness . It slithered from the darkest parts of hell on a quick path to my open mind and expelled itself from my fingers. As I drifted back into sanity, I glanced upon my computer screen and realized I had produced an atrocity so horrifying even I could not stand it.
The first thing I did while creating this horror was copy and paste the mouth five times. Then I lined the photos up in order but slightly lower on each photo. After that I merged the photos together and blended the uneven lips as well as I could. Next I took her left eye and tilted it at about a 95 degree angle, then I blended it in. After that I found an image of blood dripping and cut it out and than copied and pasted on her right eye. I made it look like it was dripping down her face by using the warp tool to bend it. Next I copied and pasted her teeth upside down and used the warp to match them up with her lower lip. Then I copied and pasted her neck folds twice and replaced her chin with them. After that I took a section of her cheek and covered her ear with it, then I copied and pasted her right eye and flipped it at a 90 degree angle. After blending everything in I added a couple of wrinkles on her cheeks and erased all the jagged edges. Then I was finished with this abomination.
The first thing I did while creating this horror was copy and paste the mouth five times. Then I lined the photos up in order but slightly lower on each photo. After that I merged the photos together and blended the uneven lips as well as I could. Next I took her left eye and tilted it at about a 95 degree angle, then I blended it in. After that I found an image of blood dripping and cut it out and than copied and pasted on her right eye. I made it look like it was dripping down her face by using the warp tool to bend it. Next I copied and pasted her teeth upside down and used the warp to match them up with her lower lip. Then I copied and pasted her neck folds twice and replaced her chin with them. After that I took a section of her cheek and covered her ear with it, then I copied and pasted her right eye and flipped it at a 90 degree angle. After blending everything in I added a couple of wrinkles on her cheeks and erased all the jagged edges. Then I was finished with this abomination.
Before Photo
After Photo
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is a very famous American actor who recently starred in the newest Mission Impossible. Before Tom Cruise started his career as an actor he wanted to become a Priest. He is still a very strict Catholic and strongly believes in his ways. In 2003 Tom Cruise starred in the movie The Last Samurai, Tom Cruise is reportedly very close with Japan and travels there a lot. Because of Tome Cruises deep devotion to Japan, the Japanese Memorial Day Association rewarded Tom Cruise with his celebratory day to honor him. Tom Cruise was born a Christian but later on in his life he converted to Scientology. Due to Tom Cruise's firm belief in Scientology his 14 year-long partnership with Paramount Pictures has come to an end because a huge discrepancy between them. Tom Cruise even has a page made about him called http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/ Some people believe he is truly nuts.
The first thing I did while making this photo was find four High Definition photos of Tom Cruise and then cut them out. After that I took the biggest photo and I copied an pasted his mouth but enlarged. After I correctly placed it I copied and pasted his eye so that it looked like he had a third eye. Next I copied and pasted his nose but also enlarged. After that I combined all the photos onto an black background and adjusted the tone to all of the photos so they fit in. Here is the final product.
The first thing I did while making this photo was find four High Definition photos of Tom Cruise and then cut them out. After that I took the biggest photo and I copied an pasted his mouth but enlarged. After I correctly placed it I copied and pasted his eye so that it looked like he had a third eye. Next I copied and pasted his nose but also enlarged. After that I combined all the photos onto an black background and adjusted the tone to all of the photos so they fit in. Here is the final product.
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson is an actor and used to be a pro wrestler which is where he got his name The Rock. Some people love him as an actor I personally think he is an awful performer. I think that one of his worst movies is The Tooth Fairy. Rotten Tomatoes rated this movie at an astonishing 18%. Even though he is in more than a few gag-worthy movies he is apparently a fairly good writer. In 2000 he wrote an autobiography called The Rock Says that was #1 for several weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list. The Rock recently went on a Diet that consists of seven meals a day, 14 egg whites, 3 pounds of meat, and a cup of lions blood to top it all off. Dwayne Johnson is not only a weird actor he is also a strange looking actor. I accomplished this goal as you can see below.
The firs thing I did while creating this picture was find a HD photo of Stonehenge. Then I found nine photos of The Rocks body and cut out the edges of each one of them. After that I copied and pasted every single image into the Stonehenge document and blended the photo together with the Auto Color tool. I also found a picture of a small rock and a picture of The Rock's faces and blended those two photos together to show a common play on words associated with Dwayne Johnson's wresting name. Here is the final product.
The firs thing I did while creating this picture was find a HD photo of Stonehenge. Then I found nine photos of The Rocks body and cut out the edges of each one of them. After that I copied and pasted every single image into the Stonehenge document and blended the photo together with the Auto Color tool. I also found a picture of a small rock and a picture of The Rock's faces and blended those two photos together to show a common play on words associated with Dwayne Johnson's wresting name. Here is the final product.
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Kanye West
Kanye west is a Rapper and song writer, he is fairly famous and is liked by many but I personally do not like him. I dislike him for many reasons including the fact that he is a huge Narcissist and doesn't really care about the rest of the world. another reason why I dislike him is because he is married to Kim Kardashian and named his child "North West". Kanye was once spotted wearing a confederate flag on his jacket and is now considered by many as a confederate supporter. Recently Kanye announced that he was going to run for president in 2020. Whether there is truth to this statement or not, I think that it would be a crazy decision to vote for Kanye. Almost as insane as voting for Donald Trump. I am devoting this blog post to Kanye's potential presidential campaign.
The first thing I did while creating this photo was flip Kanye's head upside down. Then I copied and pasted his mustache and mouth onto the upside down forehead and erased the jagged edges. After that I selected both eyes and copied and pasted them except at a different angle and a enlarged size. Next I erased the edges around the eyes using an eraser at 35% so that the eyes blended in. Then I copied and pasted his left eyebrow and positioned it in away where it looks like a unibrow. After that I erased the overlapping eyebrow with a 42% percent opacity eraser and made it blend in. Then I merged all the layers together and copied and pasted them into picture of a confederate flag. Then I wrote "Vote Kanye 2020" and made a few adjustments to the font. After touching up a few of the edges the masterpiece was complete.
The first thing I did while creating this photo was flip Kanye's head upside down. Then I copied and pasted his mustache and mouth onto the upside down forehead and erased the jagged edges. After that I selected both eyes and copied and pasted them except at a different angle and a enlarged size. Next I erased the edges around the eyes using an eraser at 35% so that the eyes blended in. Then I copied and pasted his left eyebrow and positioned it in away where it looks like a unibrow. After that I erased the overlapping eyebrow with a 42% percent opacity eraser and made it blend in. Then I merged all the layers together and copied and pasted them into picture of a confederate flag. Then I wrote "Vote Kanye 2020" and made a few adjustments to the font. After touching up a few of the edges the masterpiece was complete.
Here is the Before:
Here is the after:
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Shia Labeouf
Shia LaBeouf is a very strange man who has done some strange things with his life. His most recent publicity stunt was making a motivational video called "Just Do It!!" Shia Leboeuf has starred in many famous movies including three of the Transformers and a movie called Nymphomaniac Volume I. The way that Shia LaBeouf got the role in Nymphomaniac Volume I was by emailing the producers a dick pic. Somehow this got him the role... Shia LaBeouf has done many other strange things with his life including getting arrested for trespassing at a Walgreens and Head-butting a random dude in a bar. He a has also allegedly threatened his neighbor with a knife. Even though Shia LaBeouf has done all these weird things I have decided to make him even weirder, through the lovely application Photoshop.
The first thing I did while making this photo was find a photo of a Chihuahua and a picture of Shia LaBeouf's face and combine them. After that I put the image into a picture of a grassy field and blended it all in. Then I went and found a picture of the Teletubbies and added it into the grassy field. Next I went online and found four separate photos of Shia LaBeouf's face (One for every Teletubbie).
Then I blended those photos onto the Teletubbie's bodies and erased the jagged edges. After that I found a photo of the creepy Teletubbie sun and added another photo of Shia LaBeouf's face onto it. Then I searched "Shia LaBeouf yoga" and selected the second photo that popped up. Then I cut out the edges around that photo and made it blend into the grassy field. And last but not least I added some words into the sky to give it a finishing touch. Then my masterpiece was complete.
The first thing I did while making this photo was find a photo of a Chihuahua and a picture of Shia LaBeouf's face and combine them. After that I put the image into a picture of a grassy field and blended it all in. Then I went and found a picture of the Teletubbies and added it into the grassy field. Next I went online and found four separate photos of Shia LaBeouf's face (One for every Teletubbie).
Then I blended those photos onto the Teletubbie's bodies and erased the jagged edges. After that I found a photo of the creepy Teletubbie sun and added another photo of Shia LaBeouf's face onto it. Then I searched "Shia LaBeouf yoga" and selected the second photo that popped up. Then I cut out the edges around that photo and made it blend into the grassy field. And last but not least I added some words into the sky to give it a finishing touch. Then my masterpiece was complete.
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
Pitbull
Pitbull is an odd-looking rapper who has the tendency to say " This is worldwide" in every single song that he produces. Pitbull is an incredibly bald man who chooses to embrace his Latino heritage and also say "Ono, dos, tres" over and over. Pitbull has about a 50 million dollar net worth which is surprising considering he is ranked by "Miami New Times" as the ninth worst rapper of all time. I chose to Photoshop Pitbull because, first off his name is Pitbull, and secondly because he looks so strange and I was wondering if I could make him look weirder. I have accomplished this great feat, look below to see the final product and how I made it.
1. I started by finding a HD photo of a pitbull and a photo of Pitbull sticking his tongue out. After that I blended the two photos together by expanding Pitbull's face to fit on the dog and then erasing the edges so it looks blended in. Next I found a very clear photo of Pitbull's face and flipped it upside down. Then I had to put that flipped head on a standing up body so I found another HD photo of pitbull and removed the head from that. After that I placed the upside-down head on the new body and merged the two layers together. Then I blended the two photos together and put them on a nice grassy background where the pitbull fit in. Then the masterpiece was finally completed.
1. I started by finding a HD photo of a pitbull and a photo of Pitbull sticking his tongue out. After that I blended the two photos together by expanding Pitbull's face to fit on the dog and then erasing the edges so it looks blended in. Next I found a very clear photo of Pitbull's face and flipped it upside down. Then I had to put that flipped head on a standing up body so I found another HD photo of pitbull and removed the head from that. After that I placed the upside-down head on the new body and merged the two layers together. Then I blended the two photos together and put them on a nice grassy background where the pitbull fit in. Then the masterpiece was finally completed.
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