DJ Khaled

       Khaled bin Abdul Khaled commonly known by his stage name DJ Khaled is a self absorbed asshole obsessed with telling the world "the key to success" and how accomplished he is. This large man has been featured in songs including "I'm so Hood" and "Bitches and Bottles" . In every single one of DJ Khaled's songs there are at least 20 product placements in every shot. DJ Khaled is so obsessed with money he will do anything to make more. He also has an incredibly large Snapchat following and starts every single one of his posts with "The key to success is Fill in some motivational bullshit here". In one of DJ Khaled recent Snapchat videos he accidentally flashed both sides of his credit card and lost $80,000 dollars within minutes. The only way he stopped the endless flow of his money out of his bank account was by notifying the authorities and having them freeze his card. So I've decided to bless the internet with my art and create a photoshop of DJ Khaled showing the "true" key to success. 

       The first thing I did while creating this picture was find an image of a key that said success on it. Next I found a picture of a tank in hd and combined the two photos making the end of the key into the barrel of the tank. After that I found a picture of DJ Khaled with his arms raised and made it look like he was sticking out of the top of the tank. Next I found one of him with out his shirt on and made him looking out from the barrel of the tank. After that I found another picture of him holding a drink and placed it off to the side. Then I found hundreds of photos of alcohol and copy and pasted them all over the photo including two up to with him ing the tank. After cleaning it up a bit I was finished.

Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller has been in many hilarious films throughout his acting career. His interest in films started at a young age because both of his parents were actors. Two of my favorite films Ben stiller has acted in are "Something About Mary" and "Zoolander." I am very exited because "Zoolander 2" is coming out soon, to be precise February 12, 2016.  Zoo Landers co-star, Owen Wilson, has been acting with Ben Stiller for over a decade now. So I decided to Photoshop Ben Stiller because I am so exited for "Zoolander 2."

The first thing I did while making this photo was select his chin and copy and paste it. Then I stretched it out and made it fit on his face. After cleaning up the edges and blending it I touched up the bottom of the chin where I noticed some rough patches. Then I moved his forehead an eyes down almost to the bottom of his nose an stretched it out so it fit.  After that I enlarged his left eyebrow and for a final touch I made his eyes a very dark red so you almost can't see his pupils. Here it it.






For the next photo I made I first selected his nose and I used the liquify tool on it to bulge it. Then I selected his lips and I flipped then upside down and made them bigger. After that I selected his left eyelid and copy and pasted it twice. Next I moved one of the eyelids up and flipped then other one upside down to make his eye look all weird. Then I made his left eyebrow enlarged and cleaned up the whole photo. Here is the final product.

Eugene Mirman

My own personal God, Eugene Mirman, is the most incredible deity to roam this land. With a beautiful voice, a Shrexy body, and the mind of a dolphin. He recently released an album called "I'm sorry (You're Welcome)" which consists of 451 songs, 45 minutes of crying, 195 orgasms, and songs called things like: "The time I was mugged in Mexico with Michael Stripe" and "Guilty Catholics have to marry each other" and "Man walking in boots". This album was released October 30th and can be bought on Vinyl or digital. Eugene is more commonly know for his role as Gene in Bob's Burgers, but is also known for a role as a mob boss in Delocated.  When this Godly man is not acting he does stand up comedy and is fairly famous for it. I decided to create Photoshops of his beautiful face to show my devotion to our lord and savior, Eugene Mirman.

This week I created two photos, both of them are slightly low resolution because I could not find any HD photos of his face. For the first photo that I made, I found a picture of Eugene staring at the camera looking slightly confused. Then I went in and I found an image of blood and made it leak from his left eye. Next I selected his nose and copy and pasted it three extra times. After that I went and selected the burn tool on a opacity of 47%. I carefully went around his eyes to make it look like he had been punched and then blended it all in.

For the Second photo I made, I found a picture of Eugene with his thumb up. Next I selected his neck folds and copied them two times. Then I blended those in using the eraser at 27% so that it made his mouth and nose disappear. After That I selected his head and copied and pasted in onto the area where his hand would be and altered the size of it so that is was proportionate. Then I blended it in using an eraser at 35% and made it look "realistic".

Dr. Phil

       Phillip Calvin McGraw, is a psychologist, author, and has his own show called "Dr. Phil". Dr. Phil is like the male version of Opera. He has a talk show where he talks to people about political issues and if they killed there wife or not.  At one point in his career he even teamed up with Opera to win a lawsuit called the Amarillo Texas Beef Trial. After that he reappeared on Opera's show many more times and got more well known by the crowds. About a year later, Dr. Phil wrote about Life Strategies. Then in 2002 he started his show where he consults people about their life problems. In 2003 he entered the weight loss business, where he sold energy shakes, bars and juices. I think Dr. Phil is already a pretty strange looking man but I have chosen to enhance his weirdness tenfold through a magical little thing called Photoshop.

       The first thing I did while creating this photo was copy and paste Dr. Phil's mustache twice. Then I moved both copies up onto his eyebrows and made a unibrow out of them. after I blended them in correctly I copied and pasted his chin so that it looked like the top of his head. Next I took the burn tool and selected the mode shadow on 35% exposer and made it look like he had two black eyes and a bruised nose. After that I copied and pasted his chin two more times and made it look like he had a triple chin. After blending that in I selected the burn tool again and ran over the whole picture with it on 10% exposer.  The I took the exposer all the way up to 100% and wend over his eyes so that the middle of his eye was black. Next I took the burn tool and I made it look like he was bleeding from his lip by using a very small brush setting. After that I selected all layers and went into liquify mode. Then I made his eyes bulge and made his mouth smaller. Then I was finished.

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Diabolic Hillary Clinton

This week I don't have much to say about the actual person I am Photoshopping, I have more to say about my sanity... While creating this photo I questioned if I had tapped into a diabolic power and birthed this awful abomination. This masterpiece is questionably the most horrifying piece of work I have produced from my strange consciousness . It slithered from the darkest parts of hell on a quick path to my open mind and expelled itself from my fingers. As I drifted back into sanity, I glanced upon my computer screen and realized I had produced an atrocity so horrifying even I could not stand it.

The first thing I did while creating this horror was copy and paste the mouth five times. Then I lined the photos up in order but slightly lower on each photo. After that I merged the photos together and blended the uneven lips as well as I could. Next I took her left eye and tilted it at about a 95 degree angle, then I blended it in. After that I found an image of blood dripping and cut it out and than copied and pasted on her right eye. I made it look like it was dripping down her face by using the warp tool to bend it. Next I copied and pasted her teeth upside down and used the warp to match them up with her lower lip. Then I copied and pasted her neck folds twice and replaced her chin with them. After that I took a section of her cheek and covered her ear with it, then I copied and pasted her right eye and flipped it at a 90 degree angle. After blending everything in I added a couple of wrinkles on her cheeks and erased all the jagged edges. Then I was finished with this abomination.

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Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is a very famous American actor who recently starred in the newest Mission Impossible. Before Tom Cruise started his career as an actor he wanted to become a Priest. He is still a very strict Catholic and strongly believes in his ways. In 2003 Tom Cruise starred in the movie The Last Samurai,  Tom Cruise is reportedly very close with Japan and travels there a lot. Because of Tome Cruises deep devotion to Japan, the Japanese Memorial Day Association rewarded Tom Cruise with his celebratory day to honor him. Tom Cruise was born a Christian but later on in his life he converted to Scientology. Due to Tom Cruise's firm belief in Scientology his 14 year-long partnership with Paramount Pictures has come to an end because a huge discrepancy between them. Tom Cruise even has a page made about him called http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/ Some people believe he is truly nuts.

The first thing I did while making this photo was find four High Definition photos of Tom Cruise and then cut them out. After that I took the biggest photo and I copied an pasted his mouth but enlarged. After I correctly placed it I copied and pasted his eye so that it looked like he had a third eye. Next I copied and pasted his nose but also enlarged.  After that I combined all the photos onto an black  background and adjusted the tone to all of the photos so they fit in. Here is the final product.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson is an actor and used to be a pro wrestler which is where he got his name The Rock. Some people love him as an actor I personally think he is an awful performer. I think that one of his worst movies is The Tooth Fairy.  Rotten Tomatoes rated this movie at an astonishing 18%. Even though he is in more than a few gag-worthy movies he is apparently a fairly good writer. In 2000 he wrote an autobiography called The Rock Says that was #1 for several weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list. The Rock recently went on a Diet that consists of seven meals a day, 14 egg whites, 3 pounds of meat, and a cup of lions blood to top it all off. Dwayne Johnson is not only a weird actor he is also a strange looking actor. I accomplished this goal as you can see below.

The firs thing I did while creating this picture was find a HD photo of Stonehenge. Then I found nine photos of The Rocks body and cut out the edges of each one of them. After that I copied and pasted every single image into the Stonehenge document and blended the photo together with the Auto Color tool. I also found a picture of a small rock and a picture of The Rock's faces and blended those two photos together to show a common play on words associated with Dwayne Johnson's wresting name. Here is the final product.