Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves is 51 years old and a Canadian Actor, Producer, Director, and Musician. But Keanu Reeves is most famous for his roles in movies. Keanu has had some decent movies in his day. One movie teetering on the brink of decent and bad is The Matrix. I personally thought that movie was not good but at the same time not completely bad. But Keanu Reeves has also beet in some downright trash movies. For instance The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions. The Matrix Reloaded actually got decent reviews but I personally still thought it was trash. On the other hand The Matrix Revolutions got horrible reviews and for so many good reasons. But  The Matrix Revolutions is not the only utterly trash movie Keanu Reeves has been in. One is Generation Um... which got a solid 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Keanu Reeves has been is so many bad movies, I just went ahead and photoshopped him. Here is is:

Donald Trump #3

Wow, Donald Trump again!! I feel it is important to write another blog post about Donald Trump because there are so many more reasons why he should not be president. In my last blog post about Donald Trump, I wrote about how he seems to be part of the KKK. This one still correlates to a racist group who discriminates against minorities, but it is not the KKK. It is the Nazis. The Nationalistic Social German Workers Party was formed after WWI and was lead by the brutal Dictator Adolf Hitler. One of the reasons why the German people were so inspired by Hitler was because he spoke his mind and wasn't afraid to be "honest".  Hmmmm, kinda sounds like the main reason why Trump supporters are voting for him. Another strange coincidence between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler is their slogans. Trump's slogan "Make America Great Again" is almost identical to Hitler's slogan which loosely translates to  "Make Germany Great Again".  Also Trump targets a minority in this case being the Mexicans and blames all the US's problems on them. Hitler did the same this except he blamed the Jews. I saw so many comparisons between Trump and Hitler I just decided to go ahead and make a statement, obviously through an incredibly offensive picture. Here it is:

Adam Sandler

Born September 9th, 1966, Adam Sandler has ascended to an entire other level when it involves movies and his own life. He has surpassed the need to be good at life, he can make a completely shit movie and receive millions of dollars for it. He will make a movie like Jack and Jill (which is complete trash) and then be immediately cast in another Comedy or Romantic Comedy. He actually doesn't even have to try any more, and he doesn't. Adam Sandler could make a two minute film of him eating a sandwich and people would watch it even though they know beforehand that it was going to be trash. He started down the dark road when he starred in the movie Waterboy where he delivers water to football players for two hours. And then after that he realized that no matter how shitty the movie is, people will still watch it. So I decided to photoshop him, I found out his secret and so I thought it was the best idea.

The first thing I did while making this image was select his mouth and nose area. Then I copy and pasted it 5 times each slightly moved down from the previous but with the nose lined up. After that I went through the 5 layers 1 by 1 and used an eraser at 30% to blend them into the previous layer. Then I took an image of a gun and after cutting it out pasted it into his hand. Then I erased the areas that his thumb wrapped around the gun and blended it all in. After that I used the burn tool on 50 percent and circled the are around his eyes with it. Then with 100% on the burn too I made his eyes red and made the skin right outside his eye very dark. Next i added an extra ear using the eraser to blend it it. And for a final finishing touch I added an Illuminati tattoo on his head. Here is the final product:

Two More Friends

I am choosing to do my friend again because while trying it out last week, I found I enjoyed screwing my friends face's almost more that celebrities faces. This will probably be the last instance of me applying altercations to my friends faces but I may end up doing some more in the future. This week I am doing two photos again and they are of my good friends Keegan Cook and Evan Bancroft. After making this photos I looked back and first felt fear but then after a second of astonishment I was proud of the monstrosities. Here they are:

The first image I made was of Keegan Cook. I started off by widening his nose. I did this by copy and pasting it and then liquifying it to stretch it. After that I did the same thing to one of his eyes and blended both thing in. Then I copy and pasted his eyebrow and flipped it. After that I moved it over so that it made an unibrow and used an eraser on 27% to blend it in. Then I took his whole chin and moved it down. This promoted me to do something ridiculous, add abs. I found an image that was relatively his same skin tone and cut it out. Then I pasted it onto his chin and blended it in with the same eraser technique as before and sat back to look at the finished product. Here it is:

The second image I made is of Evan Bancroft. I started off by copy and pasting his left ear. Then I enlarged it in a way that made his hair still flow on top of his ear and erased the jagged edges. Next I took his mouth and copy and pasted it once. I moved it up to the are where one of his eyes would be and made it have an opacity of 15% so it was see through. After that I took his eyelid around where the eye would be and increased the size while simultaneously moving the eyelid layer on top of the mouth layer. Then I made the mouth layer 100% opacity and blended the eyelid in so it looked "natural".  After that I copied and pasted his nose at and incredibly large size and covered up his original mouth. Then, after blending it in, I cleaned up all jagged edges and saved my project. Here is the final result:

Photoshopped Friends

This week I will not be photoshopping celebrities, but instead I will be altering some of my friends faces. I am choosing to do this because I finally have some HD photos of their faces taken by a professional and because I think it would be enjoyable to screw with their faces. I enjoyed making these photos because I know the "subjects", it was quite fun to photoshop them knowing that at some point they would see the images I made. So with out further ado, here are the images.

The first image I made was of Ethan Potkin. This was quite a simple thing to make but the end result was incredible. I first copied and pasted his chin excluding his mouth and enlarged it. I kept the chin line the same so that it wouldn't alter the shape of his face. Then I used the erase tool on 30% and erased the edges so it blended in. After that I copied the area above his eyebrows and moved it down so that it covered up his eyebrows. Then I used the same eraser technique and blended his eyebrows in. And for a final touch I copied and pasted his ear and enlarged it. Here is the final product.

The second image I made was of Kade Davis. This was also a fairly simple image. I first took Kade's mouth and chin and increased the size so it covered up his nose. Then, after blending it in using an eraser tool at 30% opacity, I merged the two layers together and copied and pasted it onto a separate image. This separate image was one of John Cena. After blending in his face I sat back and patted myself on the back, because I had just created a God. And his name is KAAADE CENAAA!!!

Donald Trump... Again

I am criticizing Donald J Trump (or Drumpf) again because this is actually becoming a serious matter. It used to be that you could just joke around about how crazy it would be if Donald Trump became President, but now it actually possible!! I don't know how he has so many people in America devoted to him but it is making me question our country as a whole. If there are that many people who live in this country who are really considering a man who wants to build a wall between us and Mexico and bomb Isis while killing their innocent family members, how can I trust the people who live in this country to make a viable choice on matters that will affect our entire country. This single man has made me question the entire political process. If a man like Donald Trump can run for president, could David Duke or Charles Manson be elected by the dimwits in this country too. Donald Trump has blatantly lied and tricked a substantial percentage of the people of this country and has then gone to the media and stated that he never lies. That itself is a lie!!! I myself have jokingly stated that if Donald Trump gets elected I will move to Canada but now that he has an incredibly high voter percentage, I am becoming terrified thinking about what will happen to this country. What will we do if he truly gets elected? He wants to bomb Isis, which will lead to a war!! Donald Trump has targeted almost every minority, insulting them in every way possible. Right now, ask yourself if you truly want a man who will pay the fines for a Trump fan punching an African American woman during a Trump rally. Think about it while you enjoy this photoshopped image I made emanating what I feel about Donald Drumpf.

Feel The Bern

Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman was born June 1st, 1931. He has featured in many movies including some that are critically renowned. Morgan Freeman has the voice is like sunshine on toast. His voice can make childbirth painless, bring world peace, and create new life. When Morgan Freeman speaks an angel is born. When Morgan Freeman has a soar thought the apocalypse begins to corrode our earth. One time Morgan Freeman lost his voice while making a documentary and Haiti had an earth quake. If Morgan Freeman met Hitler, Hitler would convert to Judaism. Morgan Freeman is good buddies with God, they have tea all the time. Morgan Freeman has even played God in a couple of movies because his voice is so God like. Morgan Freeman is the true savior of us all.... So I decided to photoshop him.

Here is the final product:

Here is an example of Morgan Freeman's power

Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig was born March 2, 1968 and is one on the world's most famous British actors. He has starred in many movies but his most famous films consist of the four bond movies he has been in and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. His contract requires him to be in another Bond film but he has stated to the media that he would rather "slash his wrists than play Bond again". But he does have to star in one more Bond film due to his 5 film contract. Daniel Craig will be starring in his first ever show shot in the united states called Purity. So due to Daniel Craig being in the News recently about the whole James Bond thing, I decided to photoshop him.

Before Photo

After Photo

For the Photoshop Enthusiasts

The First thing I did while making this photo was copy and past the chin/mouth area. Then I stretched it out, made it fit and moved it up, After I did that I comp and pasted the mouth and flipped it upside down. Then I copy and pasted the eyes and enlarged them. After blending them in I moved his hair down to look like a beard and moved on to his ears. I first took the left ear and simply enlarged it, then I took the area around the right ear and i copy and pasted it and moved it in. After that I made his ear smaller and erased the jagged edges. Then I went around the entire photo with a brush on 25% opacity and blended everything together. Then I was finished.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio was born in 1964 0n November 11th.  Leonardo DiCaprio is one of my personal favorite actors and somehow has not won a single Oscar. Seriously the people deciding whether he should win an oscar must be fucking with him. One example of Leo's incredible acting is his his role in the new movie The Revenant.  This insane scene Leonardo DiCaprio actually gets inside of a dead animal carcass and sleeps in it. In another scene in this movie he swims in a freezing cold river and almost got hypothermia in the process. Jesus just give this guy an Oscar already. Another incredible scene was show in the incredible movie Django Unchained. In one show Leo slams his hand on the table shattering a glass object, when his hand started to bleed he did not call cut he continued on with the scene and wiped real blood on another actors face. This scene made it into the final cut even though it was real blood. This amazing man is so incredible I believe he is part of the Reptilian race and that is why I photoshopped him. Here is the final product:

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the current "President" of Mother Russia. I say "President" in quotations, because to the public Russia is a Democracy but it is really more like an Empire or Tsarist Autocracy. I say this because even though Russia has a voting system, Vladimir Putin still has practically unlimited power. There have been several strange coincidences involving Vladimir Putin and his enemy's. One of these "coincidences" occurred in 2006 and involved a man named Alexander Litvenko, a former officer for the Russian Federal Security Service and KGB agent. Alexander fled to the United Kingdom to seek Asylum and started working for MI5 and MI6.  On November 1 2006 Alexander Litvenko was poisoned under the order of Vladimir Putin by a highly lethal dose of polonium 210 and died three days later. Vladimir Putin was never convicted because it is thought that he ordered the hit but there is "no proof". There are many other instances like this but none of them can be proven. Another strange thing that Mr. Putin managed to do was run for a third time in office because of a loophole in the constitution that he found. This man is "friends" with Donald Trump which I personally think is a horrible thing that in no way can end well and so I decided to photoshop him.

The first photo I made was quite a simple thing to make. I decided to make him a Tsar (Russian Emperor) because even though Russia wont admit it, they are truly living in a Tsarist Autocracy or at least an Oligarchy. The only thing I did to make this photo was find a picture of a man in Tsar robes and copy and paste Putin's face on the body. I did this by using the eraser tool to make him look like he has a nice full beard. Hear is the final product.

The next photo I made was also fairly simple. The first thing I did was copy and paste his face and flip it upside down. Then I erased it so it blended in with the rest of his face and so that it was doubled up. After that I changed the color of the flipped face so that it would blend in correctly and erased the edges on a low opacity so it blended in correctly. I also increased the size of his left ear. Here it is:

The final photo I made was a bit harder. The first thing I did while making this photo was copy and paste Putin's mouth and move it up higher that his nose. after that i blended it in by copy and pasting his chin many times each slightly higher so that it looked "natural". Then I merged those chin layers and blended them together using the patch tool. Next i cleaned it up a but and moved on to his eyes. First I copy and pasted his right eye and flipped it upside down. Next after I blended it in i selected the whites of his eyes and adjusted them to a dark red using the hue/saturation selection. And last but not least I enlarged his ear to match the previous photo. Here is the masterpiece in all its beauty.

DJ Khaled

       Khaled bin Abdul Khaled commonly known by his stage name DJ Khaled is a self absorbed asshole obsessed with telling the world "the key to success" and how accomplished he is. This large man has been featured in songs including "I'm so Hood" and "Bitches and Bottles" . In every single one of DJ Khaled's songs there are at least 20 product placements in every shot. DJ Khaled is so obsessed with money he will do anything to make more. He also has an incredibly large Snapchat following and starts every single one of his posts with "The key to success is Fill in some motivational bullshit here". In one of DJ Khaled recent Snapchat videos he accidentally flashed both sides of his credit card and lost $80,000 dollars within minutes. The only way he stopped the endless flow of his money out of his bank account was by notifying the authorities and having them freeze his card. So I've decided to bless the internet with my art and create a photoshop of DJ Khaled showing the "true" key to success. 

       The first thing I did while creating this picture was find an image of a key that said success on it. Next I found a picture of a tank in hd and combined the two photos making the end of the key into the barrel of the tank. After that I found a picture of DJ Khaled with his arms raised and made it look like he was sticking out of the top of the tank. Next I found one of him with out his shirt on and made him looking out from the barrel of the tank. After that I found another picture of him holding a drink and placed it off to the side. Then I found hundreds of photos of alcohol and copy and pasted them all over the photo including two up to with him ing the tank. After cleaning it up a bit I was finished.

Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller has been in many hilarious films throughout his acting career. His interest in films started at a young age because both of his parents were actors. Two of my favorite films Ben stiller has acted in are "Something About Mary" and "Zoolander." I am very exited because "Zoolander 2" is coming out soon, to be precise February 12, 2016.  Zoo Landers co-star, Owen Wilson, has been acting with Ben Stiller for over a decade now. So I decided to Photoshop Ben Stiller because I am so exited for "Zoolander 2."

The first thing I did while making this photo was select his chin and copy and paste it. Then I stretched it out and made it fit on his face. After cleaning up the edges and blending it I touched up the bottom of the chin where I noticed some rough patches. Then I moved his forehead an eyes down almost to the bottom of his nose an stretched it out so it fit.  After that I enlarged his left eyebrow and for a final touch I made his eyes a very dark red so you almost can't see his pupils. Here it it.






For the next photo I made I first selected his nose and I used the liquify tool on it to bulge it. Then I selected his lips and I flipped then upside down and made them bigger. After that I selected his left eyelid and copy and pasted it twice. Next I moved one of the eyelids up and flipped then other one upside down to make his eye look all weird. Then I made his left eyebrow enlarged and cleaned up the whole photo. Here is the final product.