Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson is an actor and used to be a pro wrestler which is where he got his name The Rock. Some people love him as an actor I personally think he is an awful performer. I think that one of his worst movies is The Tooth Fairy.  Rotten Tomatoes rated this movie at an astonishing 18%. Even though he is in more than a few gag-worthy movies he is apparently a fairly good writer. In 2000 he wrote an autobiography called The Rock Says that was #1 for several weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list. The Rock recently went on a Diet that consists of seven meals a day, 14 egg whites, 3 pounds of meat, and a cup of lions blood to top it all off. Dwayne Johnson is not only a weird actor he is also a strange looking actor. I accomplished this goal as you can see below.

The firs thing I did while creating this picture was find a HD photo of Stonehenge. Then I found nine photos of The Rocks body and cut out the edges of each one of them. After that I copied and pasted every single image into the Stonehenge document and blended the photo together with the Auto Color tool. I also found a picture of a small rock and a picture of The Rock's faces and blended those two photos together to show a common play on words associated with Dwayne Johnson's wresting name. Here is the final product.

Kanye West

Kanye west is a Rapper and song writer, he is fairly famous and is liked by many but I personally do not like him. I dislike him for many reasons including the fact that he is a huge Narcissist and doesn't really care about the rest of the world. another reason why I dislike him is because he is married to Kim Kardashian and named his child "North West". Kanye was once spotted wearing a confederate flag on his jacket and is now considered by many as a confederate supporter. Recently Kanye announced that he was going to run for president in 2020. Whether there is truth to this statement or not, I think that it would be a crazy decision to vote for Kanye. Almost as insane as voting for Donald Trump. I am devoting this blog post to Kanye's potential presidential campaign.

The first thing I did while creating this photo was flip Kanye's head upside down. Then I copied and pasted his mustache and mouth onto the upside down forehead and erased the jagged edges. After that I selected both eyes and copied and pasted them except at a different angle and a enlarged size. Next I erased the edges around the eyes using an eraser at 35% so that the eyes blended in. Then I copied and pasted his left eyebrow and positioned it in away where it looks like a unibrow. After that I erased the overlapping eyebrow with a 42% percent opacity eraser and made it blend in. Then I merged all the layers together and copied and pasted them into picture of a confederate flag. Then I wrote "Vote Kanye 2020" and made a few adjustments to the font. After touching up a few of the edges the masterpiece was complete.

Here is the Before:

Here is the after:

Shia Labeouf

Shia LaBeouf is a very strange man who has done some strange things with his life. His most recent publicity stunt was making a motivational video called "Just Do It!!" Shia Leboeuf has starred in many famous movies including three of the Transformers and a movie called Nymphomaniac Volume I. The way that Shia LaBeouf got the role in Nymphomaniac Volume I was by emailing the producers a dick pic. Somehow this got him the role... Shia LaBeouf has done many other strange things with his life including getting arrested for trespassing at a Walgreens and Head-butting a random dude in a bar. He a has also allegedly threatened his neighbor with a knife.  Even though Shia LaBeouf has done all these weird things I have decided to make him even weirder, through the lovely application Photoshop.

The first thing I did while making this photo was find a photo of a Chihuahua and a picture of Shia LaBeouf's face and combine them. After that I put the image into a picture of a grassy field and blended it all in. Then I went and found a picture of the Teletubbies and added it into the grassy field. Next I went online and found four separate photos of Shia LaBeouf's face (One for every Teletubbie).
Then I blended those photos onto the Teletubbie's bodies and erased the jagged edges. After that I found a photo of the creepy Teletubbie sun and added another photo of Shia LaBeouf's face onto it. Then I searched "Shia LaBeouf yoga" and selected the second photo that popped up. Then I cut out the edges around that photo and made it blend into the grassy field. And last but not least I added some words into the sky to give it a finishing touch. Then my masterpiece was complete.

Pitbull

Pitbull is an odd-looking rapper who has the tendency to say " This is worldwide" in every single song that he produces. Pitbull is an incredibly bald man who chooses to embrace his Latino heritage and also say "Ono, dos, tres" over and over.  Pitbull has about a 50 million dollar net worth which is surprising considering he is ranked by "Miami New Times" as the ninth worst rapper of all time. I chose to Photoshop Pitbull because, first off his name is Pitbull, and secondly because he looks so strange and I was wondering if I could make him look weirder. I have accomplished this great feat, look below to see the final product and how I made it.

1. I started by finding a HD photo of a pitbull and a photo of Pitbull sticking his tongue out. After that I blended the two photos together by expanding Pitbull's face to fit on the dog and then erasing the edges so it looks blended in. Next I found a very clear photo of Pitbull's face and flipped it upside down. Then I had to put that flipped head on a standing up body so I found another HD photo of pitbull and removed the head from that. After that I placed the upside-down head on the new body and merged the two layers together. Then I blended the two photos together and put them on a nice grassy background where the pitbull fit in. Then the masterpiece was finally completed.

Donald Trump

I believe that Donald Trump is a vegetable, specifically a piece of corn. He has the brain of a piece of corn, he has the hair of a corn stalk, and teeth like corn kernels. I personally have no idea why people are even considering this sub-human man-vegetable as a president. This man is extremely racially prodigious and has ridiculous ideas on what he would do as president. I legitimately don't understand why anyone sensible would vote for this man, the few who love him are probably crazy, just look at this photo below ☟ By the way this photo below is not photoshopped. Just look at the lady's face who is holding the baby! The baby is truly the only sensible one in this photo.

The reason why I have decided to photoshop is my belief that he is a sub-human man-vegetable. I believe that electing him would be like electing a vegetable, completely insensible and ridiculous.
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1. The first thing I did while making this photoshop was find a "lovely" High Definition photo of Donald Trump and select his mouth and the area about an inch around his mouth, after I did that I copy and pasted his mouth twice. Then I moved both pasted mouths to the area where his eyeballs used to be. After that I made copy and pasted his eyes onto the inside of his mouths. Then I blended everything in and altered the colors a little bit so it looked more "natural." After that I copied and pasted his mouth again and enlarged it but I placed it in the original place just much larger. Then I copied his eyebrows and pasted them in the position of a mustache and blended all of that in. Next I took a picture of a piece of corn and copied and pasted that "inside" of his ear, how I made it look like it was inside of his ear was by erasing the part of the corn that was going on the outside of his ear. After that I opened a new Photoshop tab and found a picture online of a squirrel eating a piece of corn, Then I erased the outsides of that picture and pasted Donald Tump's face on both the squirrel and the piece of corn. Next I edited the colors of his face so it would blend in with the piece of corn that it would be on and I erased parts of his face so that they would blend in with the squirrel head. Then i copy and pasted all of my work onto an "Hd CornField background" and blended a couple colors  and my masterpiece was complete.  Here is the final product. ☟

John Cena

     John Cena is a fairly odd looking fellow. He kind of reminds me of a bull dog that is really strong but incredibly stupid. John Cena mainly wrestles professionally and is a rapper. He has also played roles in three of the worst movies ever made: Fred 1, Fred 2, and Fred 3. All three of these movies make me want to barf just thinking about them but apparently this strange looking man who goes by the name of John Cena chose to be in all three. I don't know why any sane person would do this so I am going to assume that John Cena's brain was damaged from all the times his head has been bashed in, in all the professional wrestling matches experienced. Since this man is so strange I decided to photoshop him.

     The first thing I did to this photo was select his head and then enlarge it. After that I cleaned up the edges with the eraser too and make everything fit. Then I took the tiara and I edited out the white parts in the original photo to make it transparent and fit it on John Cena's enlarged head. Then I carefully cut out his left arm and pasted it back on in the correct place. After that I cleaned up the excess parts around the armpit area and made everything fit. Next I copied and pasted both of his nipples four times and cleaned up the areas around them to make them fit in.  then I copied and pasted his bellybutton twice and made it blend in. Thereafter I cleaned up the edges and added a few finishing touches, and then I was finally finished.

Gordon Ramsay

     I love Gordon Ramsay because he is such an offensive person. Another reason why he is great is because for some reason everything tastes like "Horse Shit" to him. Some of my favorite insults that Gordon Ramsay has bluntly stated are: "Sounds like the fucking weirdo on Dr. Phil!" and "At least Hitler could use an oven!!!".  Those are just a few of my favorite extremely insulting Gordon Ramsay comments. Since Gordon Ramsay is so insulting I thought I would have some fun turning into more of an abomination that he already is!!

     How I made this photo was by selecting the Gordon Ramsay's eyes and copying and pasting them four times. After that I positioned the eyes into the correct places and erased the rugged edges. The I blended the skin color to match the area behind the eyes to give them some depth and I made each eye a different color. Then I copied and pasted the mouth and did the same color adjustments and blended the edges. After that I duplicated flipped his nose upside down and erased the unnecessary parts, then I made his ears extended and made everything fit perfectly together.  Then I had completed this "Satan-Spawn".