Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Donald Trump

I believe that Donald Trump is a vegetable, specifically a piece of corn. He has the brain of a piece of corn, he has the hair of a corn stalk, and teeth like corn kernels. I personally have no idea why people are even considering this sub-human man-vegetable as a president. This man is extremely racially prodigious and has ridiculous ideas on what he would do as president. I legitimately don't understand why anyone sensible would vote for this man, the few who love him are probably crazy, just look at this photo below ☟ By the way this photo below is not photoshopped. Just look at the lady's face who is holding the baby! The baby is truly the only sensible one in this photo.


The reason why I have decided to photoshop is my belief that he is a sub-human man-vegetable. I believe that electing him would be like electing a vegetable, completely insensible and ridiculous.
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1. The first thing I did while making this photoshop was find a "lovely" High Definition photo of Donald Trump and select his mouth and the area about an inch around his mouth, after I did that I copy and pasted his mouth twice. Then I moved both pasted mouths to the area where his eyeballs used to be. After that I made copy and pasted his eyes onto the inside of his mouths. Then I blended everything in and altered the colors a little bit so it looked more "natural." After that I copied and pasted his mouth again and enlarged it but I placed it in the original place just much larger. Then I copied his eyebrows and pasted them in the position of a mustache and blended all of that in. Next I took a picture of a piece of corn and copied and pasted that "inside" of his ear, how I made it look like it was inside of his ear was by erasing the part of the corn that was going on the outside of his ear. After that I opened a new Photoshop tab and found a picture online of a squirrel eating a piece of corn, Then I erased the outsides of that picture and pasted Donald Tump's face on both the squirrel and the piece of corn. Next I edited the colors of his face so it would blend in with the piece of corn that it would be on and I erased parts of his face so that they would blend in with the squirrel head. Then i copy and pasted all of my work onto an "Hd CornField background" and blended a couple colors  and my masterpiece was complete.  Here is the final product. ☟


10 comments:

  1. This is good, very good. Your art has progressed considerably. I am especially happy that it has a pop cultural and political 'stance' now. Keegan was quite wise in what she said about it, too - read her blog, make a comment!

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  2. Wonderfully, disgustingly, hilarious blog post as per usual. You did a great job of representing trump for what you think of him as.

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  3. Great blog, your artwork will change the lives of many. I agree with everything said here about Donald Trump.

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  4. This has been one of the funnyist blogs I Have ever read
    GOOD JOB

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  5. Donald Trump was sent from the heavens to spread the love and happiness of a four billion dollar net worth. No Donald Trump is a horrendous human-corn being who needs to be exposed as the tyrannous leader of the mole people.

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  6. This is beautiful will and thank you lord Jesus for president Trump.

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  7. I agree about the Corn-Man.
    I'd like to use his corn silk hair in an autumnal wreath or as the hair of a cornhusk doll. Thanks for your insights and for the edumacation.

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