Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman was born June 1st, 1931. He has featured in many movies including some that are critically renowned. Morgan Freeman has the voice is like sunshine on toast. His voice can make childbirth painless, bring world peace, and create new life. When Morgan Freeman speaks an angel is born. When Morgan Freeman has a soar thought the apocalypse begins to corrode our earth. One time Morgan Freeman lost his voice while making a documentary and Haiti had an earth quake. If Morgan Freeman met Hitler, Hitler would convert to Judaism. Morgan Freeman is good buddies with God, they have tea all the time. Morgan Freeman has even played God in a couple of movies because his voice is so God like. Morgan Freeman is the true savior of us all.... So I decided to photoshop him.

Here is the final product:

Here is an example of Morgan Freeman's power

Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig was born March 2, 1968 and is one on the world's most famous British actors. He has starred in many movies but his most famous films consist of the four bond movies he has been in and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. His contract requires him to be in another Bond film but he has stated to the media that he would rather "slash his wrists than play Bond again". But he does have to star in one more Bond film due to his 5 film contract. Daniel Craig will be starring in his first ever show shot in the united states called Purity. So due to Daniel Craig being in the News recently about the whole James Bond thing, I decided to photoshop him.

Before Photo

After Photo

For the Photoshop Enthusiasts

The First thing I did while making this photo was copy and past the chin/mouth area. Then I stretched it out, made it fit and moved it up, After I did that I comp and pasted the mouth and flipped it upside down. Then I copy and pasted the eyes and enlarged them. After blending them in I moved his hair down to look like a beard and moved on to his ears. I first took the left ear and simply enlarged it, then I took the area around the right ear and i copy and pasted it and moved it in. After that I made his ear smaller and erased the jagged edges. Then I went around the entire photo with a brush on 25% opacity and blended everything together. Then I was finished.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio was born in 1964 0n November 11th.  Leonardo DiCaprio is one of my personal favorite actors and somehow has not won a single Oscar. Seriously the people deciding whether he should win an oscar must be fucking with him. One example of Leo's incredible acting is his his role in the new movie The Revenant.  This insane scene Leonardo DiCaprio actually gets inside of a dead animal carcass and sleeps in it. In another scene in this movie he swims in a freezing cold river and almost got hypothermia in the process. Jesus just give this guy an Oscar already. Another incredible scene was show in the incredible movie Django Unchained. In one show Leo slams his hand on the table shattering a glass object, when his hand started to bleed he did not call cut he continued on with the scene and wiped real blood on another actors face. This scene made it into the final cut even though it was real blood. This amazing man is so incredible I believe he is part of the Reptilian race and that is why I photoshopped him. Here is the final product:

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the current "President" of Mother Russia. I say "President" in quotations, because to the public Russia is a Democracy but it is really more like an Empire or Tsarist Autocracy. I say this because even though Russia has a voting system, Vladimir Putin still has practically unlimited power. There have been several strange coincidences involving Vladimir Putin and his enemy's. One of these "coincidences" occurred in 2006 and involved a man named Alexander Litvenko, a former officer for the Russian Federal Security Service and KGB agent. Alexander fled to the United Kingdom to seek Asylum and started working for MI5 and MI6.  On November 1 2006 Alexander Litvenko was poisoned under the order of Vladimir Putin by a highly lethal dose of polonium 210 and died three days later. Vladimir Putin was never convicted because it is thought that he ordered the hit but there is "no proof". There are many other instances like this but none of them can be proven. Another strange thing that Mr. Putin managed to do was run for a third time in office because of a loophole in the constitution that he found. This man is "friends" with Donald Trump which I personally think is a horrible thing that in no way can end well and so I decided to photoshop him.

The first photo I made was quite a simple thing to make. I decided to make him a Tsar (Russian Emperor) because even though Russia wont admit it, they are truly living in a Tsarist Autocracy or at least an Oligarchy. The only thing I did to make this photo was find a picture of a man in Tsar robes and copy and paste Putin's face on the body. I did this by using the eraser tool to make him look like he has a nice full beard. Hear is the final product.

The next photo I made was also fairly simple. The first thing I did was copy and paste his face and flip it upside down. Then I erased it so it blended in with the rest of his face and so that it was doubled up. After that I changed the color of the flipped face so that it would blend in correctly and erased the edges on a low opacity so it blended in correctly. I also increased the size of his left ear. Here it is:

The final photo I made was a bit harder. The first thing I did while making this photo was copy and paste Putin's mouth and move it up higher that his nose. after that i blended it in by copy and pasting his chin many times each slightly higher so that it looked "natural". Then I merged those chin layers and blended them together using the patch tool. Next i cleaned it up a but and moved on to his eyes. First I copy and pasted his right eye and flipped it upside down. Next after I blended it in i selected the whites of his eyes and adjusted them to a dark red using the hue/saturation selection. And last but not least I enlarged his ear to match the previous photo. Here is the masterpiece in all its beauty.

DJ Khaled

       Khaled bin Abdul Khaled commonly known by his stage name DJ Khaled is a self absorbed asshole obsessed with telling the world "the key to success" and how accomplished he is. This large man has been featured in songs including "I'm so Hood" and "Bitches and Bottles" . In every single one of DJ Khaled's songs there are at least 20 product placements in every shot. DJ Khaled is so obsessed with money he will do anything to make more. He also has an incredibly large Snapchat following and starts every single one of his posts with "The key to success is Fill in some motivational bullshit here". In one of DJ Khaled recent Snapchat videos he accidentally flashed both sides of his credit card and lost $80,000 dollars within minutes. The only way he stopped the endless flow of his money out of his bank account was by notifying the authorities and having them freeze his card. So I've decided to bless the internet with my art and create a photoshop of DJ Khaled showing the "true" key to success. 

       The first thing I did while creating this picture was find an image of a key that said success on it. Next I found a picture of a tank in hd and combined the two photos making the end of the key into the barrel of the tank. After that I found a picture of DJ Khaled with his arms raised and made it look like he was sticking out of the top of the tank. Next I found one of him with out his shirt on and made him looking out from the barrel of the tank. After that I found another picture of him holding a drink and placed it off to the side. Then I found hundreds of photos of alcohol and copy and pasted them all over the photo including two up to with him ing the tank. After cleaning it up a bit I was finished.

Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller has been in many hilarious films throughout his acting career. His interest in films started at a young age because both of his parents were actors. Two of my favorite films Ben stiller has acted in are "Something About Mary" and "Zoolander." I am very exited because "Zoolander 2" is coming out soon, to be precise February 12, 2016.  Zoo Landers co-star, Owen Wilson, has been acting with Ben Stiller for over a decade now. So I decided to Photoshop Ben Stiller because I am so exited for "Zoolander 2."

The first thing I did while making this photo was select his chin and copy and paste it. Then I stretched it out and made it fit on his face. After cleaning up the edges and blending it I touched up the bottom of the chin where I noticed some rough patches. Then I moved his forehead an eyes down almost to the bottom of his nose an stretched it out so it fit.  After that I enlarged his left eyebrow and for a final touch I made his eyes a very dark red so you almost can't see his pupils. Here it it.






For the next photo I made I first selected his nose and I used the liquify tool on it to bulge it. Then I selected his lips and I flipped then upside down and made them bigger. After that I selected his left eyelid and copy and pasted it twice. Next I moved one of the eyelids up and flipped then other one upside down to make his eye look all weird. Then I made his left eyebrow enlarged and cleaned up the whole photo. Here is the final product.

Eugene Mirman

My own personal God, Eugene Mirman, is the most incredible deity to roam this land. With a beautiful voice, a Shrexy body, and the mind of a dolphin. He recently released an album called "I'm sorry (You're Welcome)" which consists of 451 songs, 45 minutes of crying, 195 orgasms, and songs called things like: "The time I was mugged in Mexico with Michael Stripe" and "Guilty Catholics have to marry each other" and "Man walking in boots". This album was released October 30th and can be bought on Vinyl or digital. Eugene is more commonly know for his role as Gene in Bob's Burgers, but is also known for a role as a mob boss in Delocated.  When this Godly man is not acting he does stand up comedy and is fairly famous for it. I decided to create Photoshops of his beautiful face to show my devotion to our lord and savior, Eugene Mirman.

This week I created two photos, both of them are slightly low resolution because I could not find any HD photos of his face. For the first photo that I made, I found a picture of Eugene staring at the camera looking slightly confused. Then I went in and I found an image of blood and made it leak from his left eye. Next I selected his nose and copy and pasted it three extra times. After that I went and selected the burn tool on a opacity of 47%. I carefully went around his eyes to make it look like he had been punched and then blended it all in.

For the Second photo I made, I found a picture of Eugene with his thumb up. Next I selected his neck folds and copied them two times. Then I blended those in using the eraser at 27% so that it made his mouth and nose disappear. After That I selected his head and copied and pasted in onto the area where his hand would be and altered the size of it so that is was proportionate. Then I blended it in using an eraser at 35% and made it look "realistic".