Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Obama

Barack Obama is our first black president ever!! Obama is very easy to photoshop because there are so many pictures of him. He is also funny to photoshop because his face can just fit so well on anything. I can truly make him look ridicules any way I want, its wonderful!! I can make "beautiful" art with only Barack Obama's face. I can make abominations so simply, I love it!

The first thing I did to make this abomination was cut out the muscly dude. This took awhile because it had a very complicated background, but after I finished it looked much better than before. Then I cut out Obama's head and put it on the muscly dude's body. After that I added a Mom tattoo to the muscly dudes body and was finished. Here s the final product.


Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Justin BiebZ

Dammit, why has the BiebZ not been deported to Canada yet!?!?  Also what is with this kid and eggs, he has a fetish for eggs of all shapes and sizes. I really want to high-five the guy who through a water bottle at this kid, I would love to congratulate him.  The BiebZ needs to leave or just get more water bottles thrown at him. So what I did for my photoshop this week was photoshop Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber was very fun to photoshop because I could just make him look ridicules.  I made him into an abomination.

 Here is Satan Bieb, I don't know what is wrong with me.  How I made this was first I cut out the lips and made them super huge. Then I colored them purple and erased the unnecessary parts. After that I added devil horns and placed them in the correct spots. Then I made one of the ears really big and I did the same thing with the nose. After that I made the eyes red and cleaned everything up. Her is the finished product.


Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Miley Cyrus

      Miley Cyrus, the sweet Hanna Montana who went wild. Miley used to be a sweet little girl on an incredibly stupid show but now she is corrupted by licking things... Seriously what is with her and licking things? It's like she sees a hammer and the first thing she thinks is: I wonder what that would taste like? Why Miley, just WHY!?!  In Miley's big hit Wrecking Ball She swings half naked on a wrecking ball knocking things down. After that she choose to lick everyone in sight including a hammer and the wrecking ball chain. Her reasoning for doing this utterly confuses me too the point of exhaustion. Why would a person go down such a weird road? So I took my confusion and I made it into "beautiful" art work. These pieces are truly outstanding.

1: This first piece I made has Miley Cyrus pulled directly from the video Wrecking Ball.  I pulled this photo and then I carefully cut it making sure not to cut any thing off.  Then I took a photo of a godlike banana of the internet and also cut it out. After that I pieced the two photos together and made it so Miley's leg went behind the banana and did the same with her arm. Then I finally added the two photos onto a marvelous background and I was finished.




2: This next one makes me question my reality even more than I already do.  This next photo absolutely terrifies me,  it is another creepy abomination.  How I mad this abomination was by taking a simple picture of Miley Cyrus and making the eyes black. Then I removed the nose and eyebrows and put skin covering them. And after that I carefully cut out and added in a abnormally long tongue. Here is this horrible abomination. 



What the hell is wrong with me??